Fantastic story, Wang-Ka. Reminded me of the disastrous consequences of my first (and last) attempt to use a rope swing. Worst. Bruise. Ever.
“the vagina isn’t funny at all”
Yes, unfortunatley, some genitalia have no sense of humor.
Y’know, some people believe this story didn’t actually happen.
While the person in this horrible little video clip isn’t me, I sympathize with him. I bet no one believes anything happened to HIM, either… 
Would this be your LiveJournal, ** Master Wang-Ka**? Seems to be appreciated there, as well…
I dunno whether QED’s intention is to cast aspersions on the validity of Master Wang-Ka’s stories, but I think it’s important to point out two things:
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The version posted on the SDMB is dated earlier than the version posted in the 'blog.
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The author of the blog seems to be repeating a story “in the author’s own words”, not telling of something that happened to him.
Oh my god! That’s funny.
100% fantastic! On par with the Blimp post, I would say.
Ow ow ow ow ow. I’ve heard a similar story involving a man’s crank and a Yorkie. I’ve also heard a tale or two about ball-licking incidents man’s best friend during lovemaking. Brings new meaning to the words dog toy.
Ruby
Leaving the thread cringing even though I’m a chick.
:eek: :eek:
This is exactly why the dog and the cat are not allowed in the bathroom with me.
I worked with a pious guy whose wife’s parting line told him his penis was “nothing.” He found renewal in that, for nothing is sacred. 
there was that guy who got a geranium stuck down his urethra… this makes me think of that, no cite im afraid.