“how-dog, cow-dog, trail hound, flea infested, kitchen robbing, pot likker, two bit, mongrel”
From “Old Yeller”.
ooooo…them is fightin’ words…
Sofa King, you are an astute and witty poster. I very much enjoy your presence at the SDMB and always look forward to reading your posts.
SO THERE!!! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!
Sofa King - Sofa King what?
(D’you see what I did there? “Sofa King what” sounds like “So fucking what”) 
Heh heh heh.
[sub]Or was that always the point?[/sub]
Unless you have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
:rolleyes:
OTOH, feel free to gnaw a week old used tampon, you cumaquarium.
How dare you accuse us of being reasonable, nay, even rational, you oozing purulent pustule on the anus of an elderly incontinent warthog!
Do you ever feel irrational? Start to spew yellow bilious invective across your monitor? Does this sound like you?
[Unidentified man] You manatee’s cock-sucking retarded chimpanzee, you’re originality or smarts almost rivals that of fecal bacteria!
You. May already need Sofa King. Tell someone you know that’s not you to order immediately. Let the new wonder drug, di-ratio-nal-droxone, prevent inanity from reaching your ear follicles!
In meer weeks, you’ll feel the warmth and humanity return, or your money back, cocksucker!
OG FUCK!!! OG FUCK!!!