People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive for 2003

Not if I get there first.

What makes Mr. Depp even more appealing is that he is probably embarrassed as hell to receive this distinction. People Mag gets my kudos for the first time ever.

Andy Roddick is the hottest man alive, actually.

I just thought I’d clear up any confusion among the general populace.

Hugh Grant, Johnny Depp, and Russel Crowe? Ew.

I just noticed this, and I have to second it. Anderson Cooper is ridiculously hot. I think his show is a little on the stupid side, but it’s worth it to get to stare at his face for an hour. Mmm, Anderson.

And what’s this other team business?

Johnny Depp, sexiest man alive? Well, it’s nice to know that the folks at People have eyes in their heads. However, the apparent absence of Orlando Bloom from that list makes me wonder as to the quality of those eyes.

Ah, Legolas… drool