People who can't park tick you off...?

Tired of people taking up two or three spaces in a parking lot because they simply can’t grasp the concept that their vehicle should be BETWEEN THE YELLOW LINES? Say no more! Keep a stack of these in your vehicle and pop one under the windshield of the offender! Everybody wins!

http://www.flavacountry.com/junk/yourparking.jpg

Cute. But do you have any fake parking tickets that will upset them for a minute?

I’m tired of people who think the sidewalk is a parking lot. That is why I spit on their door handles. A nice sticky surprise for them!

how about the assholes who take up 4 spaces in a lot by parking on the x that the face to face spaces make? yeah I LOVE to park my roach 2inches from the drivers door while on my way to a 12 hour shift.

Someone with a big-ass cadillac parked straddling the lines in the parking ramp I use here at work. I left a note on the windshield that read something like, “Sorry about the scratches. I thought there was room to park next to you.”