Do you call it your furbaby, too?
This.
As a matter of fact I hate dogs. They poop on the sidewalk, run around the community swimming pool, bark at my daughter, are incapable of having an intelligent conversation, don’t wear pants and are generally rude.*
Who’s the child again?
You’ll have to excuse me, Dr. Spock, if I don’t take parenting lessons from you.
*Brought to you by the letter Sarcasm.
WoooHooo! It’s just not a party until the insane bitch who thinks her pets are people shows up! The ‘things’ I love are people; the things you love are actually ‘things’. God love ya’, you fucking nut.
Stop it. The four-legged creatures are our equals. You should know this.
Stop it. The four-legged creatures are our moral superiors. You should know this.
Stop it. They never cry in the grocery store, so we should worship them. You should know this.
Newsflash: a puppy is not human, and no matter how much you love it, it will not become human.
Lord love you, but that’s dumb. I’m sitting on an "armless"chair right now - does the chair feel that its life is lesser without arms, that it would live a better life with them?
How about a “barkless” dog? Or a “chordless” phone? Or a “drugless” medical practitioner?
Fortunately, Japanese scientists are working on Curlcoat’s future as we speak:
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5j1F1VEHktMpXSaXrLUgr4coIDfPg
Stop it. Furbabies never have a meltdown while I’m trying to enjoy my Big Mac, so we need to exterminate the skinbabies. You should know this.
(Stop it. You said skinbabies and now I’m creeped out.)
Stop it. You said “furbabies” and now I’m incredibly turned on.
Or do I need a new euphemism dictionary?
You win.
Your opinions on puppies are irrelevant. The objective fact is this: children are human beings with legal rights and protections, written into law and established by millennia of precedent, that dogs do not have. You may have values wildly different from society’s, but since most of us value children over animals, we win, you lose. It has always been that way, and it will always be that way, and it’s the way it should be. So in other words, tough shit.
If you don’t like the way society is run then go live in the woods as a hermit. There’s lot of space left for hermits where they can live and avoid the other sorts of humans they don’t like being around. But if you want to live in a civilized society, you’re just going to have to accept that a civilized society places more value on humans than it does on canines.
Then I guess it’s not a party, because no one claimed that.
It’s generally not considered OK on this board to just make shit up.
I would direct you to this thread - I believe that’s what **Jettboy **was referring to… **Curlcoat’s **first appearance is in post #64. It gets weirder from there.
Ah. Thank you.
Even so, she said (at least in that post) that she prefers the company of pets to children, not that they are biologically identical.
“People who have trouble using condoms” count as “contributors”? Well, I guess they do, in a sense.
Thanks for that link. That’s some professional-grade kooky right there.
Um…okay?