People who hate (or even just dislike) children

OMFG,This reminds me of my rude older female cousin.Shes prone to ask rude and snoopy questions.
Her: “Why arent you married?Do you have a girlfriend and How come you dont have kids yet?”
Me: “Im sterile,Im not able to have kids”

Not true but it shut her the Hell up.

Phlegm-y sounding coughing. Don’t wanna give your little precious the plague…

I’ve been know to say that I can’t bear children. Those who know me know what I mean, and those who don’t can take it however they want.

It’s sort of like pooping. I poop. You poop. Everybody poops. Somehow we manage not to offend ourselves. The arrangement holds as long as people don’t poop in places where it’s inappropriate. I don’t shit on the sidewalk, I’d prefer you don’t either. Time and place for everything.