People Who Pit People

Remember, when you look into the Pit, the Pit… no, wait;

When you Pit someone, they… no, that doesn’t…

When… the hell with it:

Fuck you, golftard!

Yeah, that’s better.

(With apologies to W.F. Nietzsche and TJ555 the Golfer)

Every time you pit someone, God kills the echo of a duck’s quack.

Pitgry?

OK, let me just do the honours before Lynn gets here.

TJ, a word to the wise: if you create 5 Pit threads per day, most of them about nothing, you’ll get noticed by the administration eventually.