People who still don't believe Obama is a citizen...Especially elected officials

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

@butwhat

I was thinking more along the lines of them getting together for like 5 minutes then saying we’ve reviewed it, it’s BS, see ya.

That pretty much is what they did. Thomas distributed the appeal. They read it. They unanimously agreed it was BS.

Just because they don’t agree to hear something doesn’t mean they haven’t reviewed or discussed it at all, just they they’ve decided it doesn’t merit a formal hearing.

[tomndebb]

@butwhat

It would encourage the nutjobs or the justices?

Depends. Have you been encouraged?

[Tranquilis]

@butwhat

I wish the Supreme Court would have addressed the issue. Then there would be no issue.

Ah, foolish optimism! Hope springs eternal, and all that crap.

Nutjobs, be they on the Right, or on the Left, are never so easily dissuaded of their obsessions and follies.

[Liberal]

@tomndebb

Depends.

Now, Tom. The justices may be old, but I don’t think they’re incontinent.

[tomndebb]

Very true, but the question was directed to the now departed buttwhat.

(Actually, an increasing number of justices are younger. Roberts is younger than I am and Alito is my age.)

[Gangster_Octopus]

I think they are totally going about this the wrong way. See Obama admits he was born in Hawaii and Hawaii confirms that. But are we really sure Hawaii is a state? I mean let’s look at the facts:

1. It is not connected to the North American continent, i.e. it is exotic;
2. It only has 12 letters in it’s alphabet;
3. They really like Spam
4. They name Hawaii has TWO i’s in a row, what American word does that?
5. Their time zone isn’t very American (Eastern, Central, Mountain and Pacific ARE the American time zones!)
6. Men wearing skirts and dresses is acceptable.

So in my mind just prove Hawaii isn’t a state and there you have it.

[Giles]

@tomndebb

(Actually, an increasing number of justices are younger. Roberts is younger than I am and Alito is my age.)

I’ve noticed that a whole lot of professions get younger over time: for example, police officers and teachers all seem to be a lot younger than they were 30 or 40 years ago. I blame the imminent collapse of civilization as we know it, myself.

[Shirley_Ujest]

@Gangster_Octopus

I think they are totally going about this the wrong way. See Obama admits he was born in Hawaii and Hawaii confirms that. But are we really sure Hawaii is a state? I mean let’s look at the facts:

1. It is not connected to the North American continent, i.e. it is exotic;
2. It only has 12 letters in it’s alphabet;
3. They really like Spam
4. They name Hawaii has TWO i’s in a row, what American word does that?
5. Their time zone isn’t very American (Eastern, Central, Mountain and Pacific ARE the American time zones!)
6. Men wearing skirts and dresses is acceptable.

So in my mind just prove Hawaii isn’t a state and there you have it.

And, Osama …err…Obama was born after Hawaii became a non-state, ergo, he isn’t the president.

Of course he is an American citizen. He is the President of the United States, and a person cannot be the President of the United States unless that person is a citizen. Ergo, he is a citizen. My argument is a perfect circle.

Logic does not apply to nutjobs.

What if Obama’s middle name was Adolf?

Discuss.

Because it has as much relavance as Obama Weren’t Born an America twaddle. And besides, what conversation isn’t made that much more crazy if you don’t throw in some Hitler?

[Diogenes_the_Cynic]

Whatever happened to the theory that Obama was really the illegitimate son Of Malcolm X? Is that one still current? I liked that one.

[Jenaroph]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

Whatever happened to the theory that Obama was really the illegitimate son Of Malcolm X? Is that one still current? I liked that one.

I haven’t heard that one before. That’s awesome.

[Giles]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

Whatever happened to the theory that Obama was really the illegitimate son Of Malcolm X? Is that one still current? I liked that one.

Since Malcolm X was a US citizen, that would mean that Obama was a US citizen from birth even if born in Kenya

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

@Gangster_Octopus

6. Men wearing skirts and dresses is acceptable.

So…Hawaii is…part of Scotland?

[elucidator]

Since Malcolm X was a US citizen, that would mean that Obama was a US citizen from birth even if born in Kenya

Don’t be ridiculous, Malcolm wasn’t a US citizen, he was a self-declared Muslim, went on The Hague and everything! Whatsamatta you?

[Gangster_Octopus]

@elucidator

Don’t be ridiculous, Malcolm wasn’t a US citizen, he was a self-declared Muslim, went on The Hague and everything! Whatsamatta you?

Wait? Obama is the love child of moose and squirrel? he isn’t even a person!!! That’s the new tactic, Obama is ineligible because he is some monstrous Talking Moose and Flying Squirrel hybird.

[Northern_Piper]

@Shirley_Ujest

What if Obama’s middle name was Adolf?

Discuss.

But then he wouldn’t be able to buy a cake! wouldn’t that be a breach of executive privilege, or something? and would he be able to bring pie?!?

[Shirley_Ujest]

@elucidator

Don’t be ridiculous, Malcolm wasn’t a US citizen, he was a self-declared Muslim, went on The Hague and everything! Whatsamatta you?

He went on Al Haig?
He’s a Mooslim and a Homo?
Who knew?!

[Frank]

@tomndebb

(Actually, an increasing number of justices are younger. Roberts is younger than I am and Alito is my age.)

Y’know, I dealt fairly well with turning 30, and 40, and when there were no longer any Major League baseball players older than me I sadly but realistically gave up my dream of playing 2nd base for the Orioles, and then I turned 50 and I was fine with that too. But now - now! - the President of the United Fucking States is younger than me.

I give up. It’s crotchety geezer all the way for me from here on.

[kaylasdad99]

@Frank

Y’know, I dealt fairly well with turning 30, and 40, and when there were no longer any Major League baseball players older than me I sadly but realistically gave up my dream of playing 2nd base for the Orioles, and then I turned 50 and I was fine with that too.

Seeing as how they haven’t won the American League pennant for twenty-five years, it doesn’t seem that your presence on the roster would harm them any…

Live the dream, man.

[Liberal]

@Frank

Y’know, I dealt fairly well with turning 30, and 40, and when there were no longer any Major League baseball players older than me I sadly but realistically gave up my dream of playing 2nd base for the Orioles, and then I turned 50 and I was fine with that too. But now - now! - the President of the United Fucking States is younger than me.

I give up. It’s crotchety geezer all the way for me from here on.

It’s the talking heads that get me. They’re just fucking kids! Milky faced twenty-somethings — more twenty than something — opining about important things as though they actually have held an important thought in their collective brains. And then they switch to someone like Tom Brokaw, whom they’ve propped up in the chair like Uncle Bernie, and who bloviates endlessly about people from the Stone Age who made this country great. It’s Grandpa Simpson telling Bart and Lisa stories about the olden days. Like Woodstock and 1968 Chicago.

[Equipoise]

@Jenaroph

I haven’t heard that one before. That’s awesome.

Oh, you missed a good one. I posted this link 5 days before the election in the ‘McCain Forked?’ thread. WARNING WARNING, NUTJOBORAMA LINK full of lies, half-truths and so much twisting of facts it looked like a deranged pretzel!

Reading through that is like reading a Sarah Palin interview, though even more annoying/horrifying and frustrating, but here are the salient passages:

…
Drunk on radical ideology, Stanley “Ann” Dunham became pregnant in the summer of 1960 in Seattle WA with the baby of a prominent black liberal activist.

…

The physical mannerisms and speech cadence and tonal quality of Malcolm X have an uncanny resemblance to Barack Hussein Obama Jr. Check it out.

As I said before, this’ll never stop. The nutjobs are ever more creative in their derangement. If it’s not that President Obama was born in Kenya (which, as has been pointed out time and time again, is stupid because even if he were, his mother was an American citizen), it’s that he gave up his American citizenship when his mother married an Indonesian.