People who still don't believe Obama is a citizen...Especially elected officials

[El_Kabong]

@Frank

Y’know, I dealt fairly well with turning 30, and 40, and when there were no longer any Major League baseball players older than me I sadly but realistically gave up my dream of playing 2nd base for the Orioles, and then I turned 50 and I was fine with that too. But now - now! - the President of the United Fucking States is younger than me.

I give up. It’s crotchety geezer all the way for me from here on.

Oh, crap. You’re right, this is the first president who has been younger than me in my lifetime.

I’m gonna be weeping into my pillow all night. Thanks loads, Captain Bringdown.

[Baker]

@Frank

Y’know, I dealt fairly well with turning 30, and 40, and when there were no longer any Major League baseball players older than me I sadly but realistically gave up my dream of playing 2nd base for the Orioles, and then I turned 50 and I was fine with that too. But now - now! - the President of the United Fucking States is younger than me.

I give up. It’s crotchety geezer all the way for me from here on.

The same thing happened to me three years ago when the new Episcopal bishop of Kansas was installed. He’s younger than me! The bishop! Bishops are supposed to be old geezers, aren’t they? Well, at least he looks older, since his hair is white and mine isn’t even gray yet.

I am so going to hell for this.

[Frank]

@Baker

I am so going to hell for this.

For lying about your hair not turning grey?

[tomndebb]

@Baker

The same thing happened to me three years ago when the new Episcopal bishop of Kansas was installed. He’s younger than me! The bishop! Bishops are supposed to be old geezers, aren’t they? Well, at least he looks older, since his hair is white and mine isn’t even gray yet.

I went to school an upperclassman who was a lightweight called “Viggie,” the newly installed archbishop of Detroit.

[Jenaroph]

@Equipoise

Oh, you missed a good one. I posted this link 5 days before the election in the ‘McCain Forked?’ thread. WARNING WARNING, NUTJOBORAMA LINK full of lies, half-truths and so much twisting of facts it looked like a deranged pretzel!

Wow. That’s hard to wade through.

I think actually my favorite part is the disclaimer at the top, where the site owner decries the fact that “leftards are saying the Atlas says Obama is Malcolm X’s love child and that’s a lie” because the owner only posted the article, not wrote it, and the THESIS of the article, that Malcolm X is his father and that’s what ties him to all those radical Chicago leftists, is only a small part of the story.