That’s a mouthful, eh?
I know a chef named Mr. Bland.
In college, one of the guys on my floor was studying to transfer to a Catholic seminary. If he made it, he is surely a priest by now. Father Cohen. Seriously.
A friend of mine claims to have once been the patient of a gynecologist named Dr. Pryk.
This one is a stretch, but I once met a PETA zombie with the last name Tanner.
My mom’s surgeon’s name was Dr. Slaughter.
My real name is Thomas Smallpenis-Ugly fucker.
Oh sorry! you wanted people whos names were the OPPOSITE of their selves IRL.
I’ll get my coat.
One of my friends, growing up, had a mother who was a nurse. Her maiden name was Paine and he liked to talk about his mom, Nurse Pain.
My sister is a chef; however, she is not a baker, as she likes to tell people, since there seems to be some confusion since her last name is Baker.
I knew a guy named Little. He was a Major in the Army.
A white guy named Black. If he got in trouble, he’d ask if it was because he was Black.
Lieutenant Sargent (not quite sergeant, but close enough)
A mechanic named Pilot.
Explain this one please.
One would imagine that Catholic priests named Cohen are as rare as foreskins on a circumcised penis.
Cohen is a very common Jewish name. In addition, if your last name is Cohen, there is a very good chance that you are descended from the kohanim, the traditional priests of Judaism.
Ah right. Cohen is also an Irish name though, or are these Irish Cohens from the same stock too?
I once saw a contractor’s truck with this painted on it: R.E. Damphousse - Roofing and Siding
ETA: I just Googled, and found them.
My aunt works in a steel factory. Her maiden name is Farmer.
I once knew a guy who was an incredible prude. His last name was Lust.
On the other hand, my college synthesizer teacher had the last name of Noyse.
One of the doctors at my daughter’s pediatrician’s office is Dr. Butcher.
In Nova Scotia, there is a hospital named after prominent financier Izzac Killam known as the “I. Killam children’s hospital”.
A friend of mine is a TriMet cop in Portland, Oregon. Officer Chad Stoner.
Dallas has the R.H. Dedman Medical Center. I think it’s often delicately referred to as the RHD medical center.
This is about the 24th time I will have mentioned Des Moines, IA’s Flatt Tire Center.
I’m hoping to talk 'em into a new set of all-weather radials for the Volvo.
Heh, at least his middle initial wasn’t “U”.
My favorite has always been Cardinal Sin of the Philippines.
Baseball pitchers Bob Walk and Eric Plunk were also unfortunately named, as well as hitter Nick Swisher.
I do remember a pilot that was a first officer in British Airways called John Coward.
I also do remember how amusing was to see a soldier in Iraq being interviewed and his name posted on the screen was also Coward.