Per Your Request, Oh Mighty Christian Warrior

[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Isn’t it time for the banstick, fluiddruid? That sort of unhinged personal attack has no place in GD.
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Banned by popular opinion? That shouldn’t be on the Dope. Ban them for rules violations. Otherwise, we kill kittens.

Besides, it’s not his time to die.
Yeah, no real dog in this Pitting, as I don’t interact much in threads Robert Neville posts in, but I really felt uncomfortable with your request, ETF, on general principle.

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
But be sure , your Mommy won’t be able to come get you when the bad man comes with the knife to do the bad thing. Do you know what that thing is ? I doubt it . But be sure it is very bad and it will change you forever . Understand ?
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Christ’s love shines through with every word you type!

[QUOTE=NoClueBoy]
Banned by popular opinion? That shouldn’t be on the Dope. Ban them for rules violations. Otherwise, we kill kittens.

Besides, it’s not his time to die.
Yeah, no real dog in this Pitting, as I don’t interact much in threads Robert Neville posts in, but I really felt uncomfortable with your request, ETF, on general principle.
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Wishing death on posters is against the rules.

[QUOTE=Larry Borgia]
Wishing death on posters is against the rules.
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Good thing I didn’t do that, then, huh?

:stuck_out_tongue:

(was referring to a few things I read in the linked thread)

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Dude , stick a cork in it .
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< Flings hands up melodramatically >

I will not be silenced ! !

< Goes back to playing City of Heros >

[QUOTE=Der Trihs]
< Goes back to playing City of Heros >
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Are you sure you go to work everyday? :stuck_out_tongue:

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Not that I’m defending the guy, but I think he has great potential. Also, that kind of junior moderating doesn’t sit well with me.
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Oh, fuck off and sit on a ladle, boy. The only potential he has is for a spittle-flecked flameout of repeat performances like what’s linked to in GD. He’ll get himself banned eventually because he can’t stop being a jerk. The only question is when.

NoClueBoy, did you look at the linked thread? Isn’t what the O-man posted there a blatant violation of GD rules?

[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Oh, fuck off and sit on a ladle, boy. The only potential he has is for a spittle-flecked flameout of repeat performances like what’s linked to in GD. He’ll get himself banned eventually because he can’t stop being a jerk. The only question is when.

NoClueBoy, did you look at the linked thread? Isn’t what the O-man posted there a blatant violation of GD rules?
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How about fuck you for being an unoriginal asshole? Me and NoClueBoy post very similar sentiments, and he gets questions while I get insulted.

As per your opinion of his posting behavior, it’s probably the most likely outcome, but I refuse to believe it’s the only one. Go screw yourself for holding such a low opinion of people.

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Well I’m so glad you finally got around to it as you threatened it forever before you pulled your little pants up and had a go at it . Please do not become frightened by my words , as they are only words on the intranets my little baby.If you become frightened you may run behind your mommys skirt as it is a safe place for you to hide in the face of danger.I can’t tell you how happy I am to know that your other ball has dropped and that your mommy has allowed you to come out and play with me and the other men and , O , the fun we will have. You see , Your Mommys not here now so we will have to listen to one another. Or, You can cover your head and pretend the bad man doesn’t come here . Your choice. But be sure , your Mommy won’t be able to come get you when the bad man comes with the knife to do the bad thing. Do you know what that thing is ? I doubt it . But be sure it is very bad and it will change you forever . Understand ?
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That is the craziest fucking thing I’ve read all week.
That said, the OP was, IMO, also a big jerk in the linked thread.

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Not that I’m defending the guy, but I think he has great potential.
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Sorry, but defending him is exactly what you’re doing

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Also, that kind of junior moderating doesn’t sit well with me.
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Asking for moderator action is not junior modding - it’d be junior modding if he was addressing Omegaman rather than, ya know, a mod.

[QUOTE=MrDibble]

Asking for moderator action is not junior modding - it’d be junior modding if he was addressing Omegaman rather than, ya know, a mod.
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I dont wish to get into a drawn-out argument, but you have a point.

[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers]
… putting more sexual content in cartoon shows and more drugs in the schools.
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Bryan, your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy]
Oh, fuck off and sit on a ladle, boy. The only potential he has is for a spittle-flecked flameout of repeat performances like what’s linked to in GD. He’ll get himself banned eventually because he can’t stop being a jerk. The only question is when.
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And sarcastic ass comments like that aren’t jerkish at all. I won’t defend Omegaman either but I will sure as hell defend** Auto**. While everyone always starts frothing at the mouth when a member is close to a flameout everybody can’t wait to be the one to taunt and poke until that member goes overboard. Auto is a rarity here because he’s always the guy trying to calm that guy down and get everyone to stop foaming at the mouth. You know why? He’s just a nice guy. So you can go chant “ban, ban, ban, BAN” in the direction of** Omegaman ** until your face turns blue, but don’t snap at** Auto ** just because you can’t wait for another member to go wailing off the edge.

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
But be sure , your Mommy won’t be able to come get you when the bad man comes with the knife to do the bad thing. Do you know what that thing is ? I doubt it . But be sure it is very bad and it will change you forever . Understand ?
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Oh my god, Omegaman is going to circumcise Papermache Prince.

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
I dont wish to get into a drawn-out argument, but you have a point.
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s’cool.

Look, everyone, I can see the point about not waving torches and pitchforks just because someone looks like an easy mark. But Omegaman isn’t just incoherent and rambling, he’s offensive about it and often in the wrong forum. That’s not very defensible IMO.

YMMV, but when I get warned on shitting in GD I take it to heart and apologise, I don’t keep up the same bullshit. He’s shown no indication that he wants to, or can, change his posting habits. If other posters who’ve been called on their shit can do this, it’s not too much to expect the same from Omega. Sometimes people just aren’t a good fit. That’s a pity, but that’s the way it goes.

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Well I’m so glad you finally got around to it as you threatened it forever before you pulled your little pants up and had a go at it . Please do not become frightened by my words , as they are only words on the intranets my little baby.If you become frightened you may run behind your mommys skirt as it is a safe place for you to hide in the face of danger.I can’t tell you how happy I am to know that your other ball has dropped and that your mommy has allowed you to come out and play with me and the other men and , O , the fun we will have. You see , Your Mommys not here now so we will have to listen to one another. Or, You can cover your head and pretend the bad man doesn’t come here . Your choice. But be sure , your Mommy won’t be able to come get you when the bad man comes with the knife to do the bad thing. Do you know what that thing is ? I doubt it . But be sure it is very bad and it will change you forever . Understand ?
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You’re a disappointment. Despite my sarcastic phrasing, I was interested in hearing from someone who genuinely considered themselves ‘God’s warrior’, in the same way as I’m impressed by any religious people who are militantly virtuous, despite the fact that I am utterly atheist.

But it turns out to be more likely that you are relying on Christ to save you from your own spitefulness and resentment, possibly because you are a self-proclaimed ‘unattractive’ bloke.

But He’s not working for you. Perhaps turn to the bottle instead?

How about threatening to shank the OP in this very thread and then claiming to have treated her like a lady deserves? I’m rarely ever one to exclude people, but come on. That’s all kinds of future/current serial killer “potential” right there.

(Auto: Not sniping at you here. Like bigbabysweets said, more power to you for trying to calm the beast. I’m just not about to stand beside you on this one.)

Omegaman, you might want to read The Registration Agreement in full. You might also want to check out FAQ: Guidelines and Etiquette on the Straight Dope Message Boards and note especially Post #2.

Threats of violence against other posters are a violation of the Rules of this board. You are hereby being officially notified to refrain from behavior that we regard as uncivil.

[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Well I’m so glad you finally got around to it as you threatened it forever before you pulled your little pants up and had a go at it . Please do not become frightened by my words , as they are only words on the intranets my little baby.If you become frightened you may run behind your mommys skirt as it is a safe place for you to hide in the face of danger.I can’t tell you how happy I am to know that your other ball has dropped and that your mommy has allowed you to come out and play with me and the other men and , O , the fun we will have. You see , Your Mommys not here now so we will have to listen to one another. Or, You can cover your head and pretend the bad man doesn’t come here . Your choice. But be sure , your Mommy won’t be able to come get you when the bad man comes with the knife to do the bad thing. Do you know what that thing is ? I doubt it . But be sure it is very bad and it will change you forever . Understand ?
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This is a Christian?

I’m really glad I’m Pagan.

[QUOTE=Staggerlee]
You’re a disappointment. Despite my sarcastic phrasing, I was interested in hearing from someone who genuinely considered themselves ‘God’s warrior’, in the same way as I’m impressed by any religious people who are militantly virtuous, despite the fact that I am utterly atheist.

But it turns out to be more likely that you are relying on Christ to save you from your own spitefulness and resentment, possibly because you are a self-proclaimed ‘unattractive’ bloke.

But He’s not working for you. Perhaps turn to the bottle instead?
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The bottle didn’t work but save having to deal with the occasional child I keep trying. Jesus knows I’m not perfect but be sure what is said here doesn’t mean a whole bunch in the big picture . Walking the walk, well that’s where the rubber meets the road .