In honor of this thread,
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=298631&highlight=permasingularity
and the fact that it is Valentines day, I’d like to say:
Permasingularities, sound off!
I’m ArrMatey! And I’m a permasingularity. I’m spending today researching lockpicking and airport security… Please don’t ask why… and I may be having lunch with a good friend, we’ll see!
Another of the permasingular checking in!
Today I am at work. Then I will go to the Esperanto club, where we will discuss a request by a politician for formal club support (!). The I will go home, draw, do laundry, eat, and sleep.
I’m Kythereia, and I am (so far) a permasingularity!
Today I’ll be hanging around the library until about 2 or 2:30, then heading home to clean up for a party at 4; then WW at 7:30, and, of course, 24 at nine o’clock. Good times. 
But if we United, we wouldn’t be permasingularities anymore, right?
My brain hurts.
Hello, my name isi Celyn, and I am a permasingularity. 
I’m a quantum singularity. Does that count?
I’m Regallag the Axe, and I’m a permasingularity. (This feels like some kind of wierd rehab)
I’ll spend the rest of the day launching and conducting “St. Valentine’s Offensive,” which will bring a new bittersweet meaning to the day!
Maybe. And maybe not. Depends on whether anyone’s keeping track of what you’re doing. 
Permasingularity
I love having a cool title! I, Big_Norse, am a permasingularity, and I’m proud of it!
Today I will celebrate by working. And perhaps by enjoying a little 24 later this evening. How’s that for wild!?
Maybe somewhere in there I will mock non-singularities for how much money they spent celebrating a Hallmark Holiday.
Back from lunch with friend, and working on a nice arabian-nights-esque story. Glad to see the roll-call going well! Keep it up, we can go out and throw chocolates at people later. Throwing things is always cathartic!
And for those who are watching 24… Never seen it, but it seems like we have a show in common for most of us?
I’ve been single so long, it doesn’t even bother me anymore.
twicks, 50, never married
Checking into the Hotel Permasingular …
My plans for tonight: First, before I leave work, I am going to take a walk around the office, counting the bouquets and presents received by non-single people who are not me.
Then, I am going to go home and do a shot for each one.
As part of my mocking non-singularities, I posted this on my door today.
Is there a sick bay in the Hotel Permasingular? 
I had shoulder surgery on Friday and 3 hours of dental work today, better living thru chemistry says I! Sorta a choice between pain or walking a straight line, I’m living la vida woozy.
As if I weren’t sure about my permasingularity, my (married) parents have been staying here to take care of me. Very Awwwwwwwww of them but holy golly! The kvetching and nagging, oy! :smack:
We’re celebrating a sis’s birthday here and roundly ignoring V-Day altogether, works for me.
(gentle) hugs to Queen Tonya
Well, just to add salt to the wound, I found out today that I’m an uncle again, leaving me the only non-grandchild-producing one in the family. Yay :rolleyes:
Yep. Morgyn, 40, and a permasingularity.
I plan on giving my cat grief tonight, and playing enough Diablo to go up at least one more level. Or maybe watching As Time Goes By, one of my favourite shows. Oddly enough, it gives me hope that even I may change my state.
Hooray for the mostly carefree single life! True, I have to do all my own household chores, and pay all my own bills, but then, no one whines at me when I come home from work or expects me to pick up their socks.
Well, sometimes the cats whine a little. But I don’t have to listen.
Unless they smack me in the face with their little paws.
What was I saying?
I no longer feel any pangs of regret at Valentine’s Day. I did, in my youth, but now I like my bachelor life, and V-Day is just like Yom Kippur or Kwanzaa- a perfectly good holiday, but one that doesn’t really apply to me.
Here!
Mostly I accept it and don’t have a problem with my singleness, but I kind of had a frustrating day (not at all related to Valentine’s day, really) and I wish I had someone here to have a good cry at.
But I’m ok.
I am UNCLVINY and I am proud and pleased to be a permasingularity!. At 39 I have no desire to attach myself permanently (or kinda permanently) to anyone, life is just so much simpler for 1.
Unclviny
Shhhh unclviny don’t tell!
That’s why they encourage us to couple up so much, they suspect how much easier our lives are and they’re jealous.