Stop being so juvenile and saying panties! All of you! Stop!
I just checked the Victoria’s Secret website (NSFW, duh) to see what they had to say, and I didn’t even have to look past the menu on the front page:
Bras Panties Sleepwear Etc. Etc…
‘Are they moist?’
I think that was proved to be, in a poll, women’s least favorite word. I imagine ‘panties’ is up there, too. Like the polar opposite of ‘windchimes’ is terms of aural pleasure.
This puts a whole new spin on “News Briefs.”
~VOW