Perplexed Police Probe Pervert's Panty Pile

Stop being so juvenile and saying panties! All of you! Stop!

I just checked the Victoria’s Secret website (NSFW, duh) to see what they had to say, and I didn’t even have to look past the menu on the front page:

Bras Panties Sleepwear Etc. Etc…

‘Are they moist?’

I think that was proved to be, in a poll, women’s least favorite word. I imagine ‘panties’ is up there, too. Like the polar opposite of ‘windchimes’ is terms of aural pleasure.

This puts a whole new spin on “News Briefs.”
~VOW