We’re watching Karloff’s The Mummy on American Movie Classics. One of the all-time greats, for old-time horror fans.
The only problem I’m having right now is that MSK is SERIOUSLY hogging the popcorn. Give it up, man! I’m hungry! 
Don’t worry Persephone, we’ll just pop some more popcorn like we did the first time… just set the bowl on our laps between one another, as we sit together, with unpopped kernels inside the bowl. The heat we make together will make it pop! :eek:
HEY! Are you implying that my hips are so huge that they cross state lines?!?!?!?!
Oh no, not at all, but I can feel the heat radiating from your gorgeous form, all the way over here!
Oh, don’t even try to back up now, buddy boy. At this point, only diamonds will get you back in to my good graces.
Diamonds would be as ugly as cinders, in light of your shimmering beauty.
Well if the girdle fits…
Oh Zoggie…you know, you’d look good as a mummy!
:::grabs drapes, wraps Zoggie tightly in them, and pushes him out the window:::
There! I feel much better now!
::screams:: ::eyes redden and walks forward, limbs held stiffly in front…
I…am…not…a number i’m a free man! Er…I’m a she.
Does Zoggie have a really masculine connotation? Strange…this is the second time today its happened…