I was reading an ER thread in Cafe Society that had a slight side hijack into a Luka or Carter lustometer. I said to hubby: Know what would be really hot? Luka and Carter-- together!" Which earned me a “Geez I married a crazy lady” look from my husband.
Watching hubby wash dishes really turns me on.
I like boobies. I think they are pretty. I like penises (but they are decidedly not pretty.) If I wasn’t married and met a nice guy with boobies, I’d do him.
So, please tell me I’m not weird. Or post your even weirder perversions so I don’t feel so bad.