PETA Poetry!

Cafe Society
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What, the poet has never heard of hot dogs?

This is just too easy -

Can’t argue with that.

Ogden Nash has gone vegan.

Yes, of course it is your life. You’re a fricking chicken.

Because it’s a fucking turkey. Now shut up and peel the potatoes - they don’t talk either.

I bet that was a stretch.

Regards,
Shodan

22

PETA isn’t mentioned, it’s “PACA”, which still doesn’t make the poetry into anything but soul-sucking, cringe-inducing crapola. PETA might be insulted to find that their name has been associated with this stuff!

23

I think PETA was just being used as a broad term for “those crazy vegans”.

24

You say PETA, I say PACA.

Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

25

I get it now. PETA or PACA or whoever anthromorphizes animals. Aaahhh…

And this

had me snorting lukewarm coffee out my nose. Thanks, Shodan, for my giggle.