No, that’s the Animal Liberation Front, a group that makes PETA look positively sane.
Wow, I’m in awe of everyone who had fancy sea kittens for dinner. I just had Kitten Sticks.
For consumer marketing it needs to be Kitten of the Sea.
When I signed off last night to make dinner I found I had some raw shell sea kitten* in the freezer. So I cooked up some pasta, and broccoli, then I sauteed some garlic and capers in butter and lemon and added in the shell sea kitten after removing the tails. Then I added the pasta and broccoli, parsley, salt and pepper and some parmesan cheese. It was awesome. There wasn’t much to the recipe but it was delicious so I am going to have to make that again.
*I’m not sure how we are supposed to distinguish the different varieties of shelled sea kittens, the kind I had was the kind with the tails often referred to by a synonym for small.
There’s a WKRP turkey joke in there somewhere
ETA: Here’s a PETA pedophile link. Lying scum
Sea Kitten Facts, straight from the website:
“Sea kittens talk to each other through squeaks, squeals, and other low-frequency sounds that humans can only hear through special instruments. Most ichthyologists—scientists who specialize in sea kitten biology—agree that this is just about the cutest thing ever.”
This makes me want to throw up.
Did anyone else make their own sea kitten? I gave mine floaties.
So, what activity do I have to ask for a licence and equipment for. A Sea Kittening pole? a Stream Sea Kittening pole, or go all out ad get a Fly Stream Sea Kittening rod?
Fish… with floaties? Fish… with water bowls? Fish with a god damned princess dress and unicorn horn? In god’s name what the fuck is going on here
I made one, too. Who could kill this and *not *feel bad?
I guess life has gone first circle since we had a doper feed his semen to his sea pussies…err… kittens…wait…is that a crime?
Yup. I named him LUNCH!!
You know, a McDonalds “Filet O’ Sea Kitten” sounds pretty good to me right now.
Fresh-water kittens.
Is it bad that the first thought I had was that this was just a ploy on their part to keep people from drowning unwanted kittens in the river?
Also, shouldn’t we be calling them Ocean Kittens unless they actually live in a sea? Trust PETA to get their terms wrong…
Green Peace…now PETA (well ok, a long time ago PETA). Are there any international humane-oriented organizations that actively expel nutters? Because both of these groups could have accomplished so much more if they hadn’t become completely dominated by wingnuts.
Oh good—I’m off the hook. I was always told that every time I masturbated, God killed one of those cute, furry little feline things. In actuality, she just kills a fish.
The Neville kitties say we should refer to fish as “cat food”.
A fish with wings and an elephant nose and floaties!
Don’t forget the Fu Manchu mustache and white cat hoodie.
The Vicar of St. Ives says the smell of sea kittens is sometimes so terrific as to stop the church clock.