Look ABC, we don’t need a title.
It is not a Jerry Bruckheimer Production.
It is not a made for TV movie.
It is not a book.
It is not an article in a magazine.
IT IS A FUCKING WAR. It is REAL, REAL you New York/Los Angeles East Coast/West Coast ratings whore maggot fantasyland megalomaniacal red light craving microphone revering video phone addicted…
where am I?
What do you want to watch tonight, hon?
“War with Iraq” is on ABC
“The Iraqi Showdown” is on NBC
"Target! Sadam! on CNN (With music by John Williams)
“America fights Back” on MSNBC
“Dan Rather on the Iraqi Front” on CBS
Since I started typing this shit, I have heard ABC’s “WAR WITH IRAQ” three times on the radio I am listening to.
Please just give us the news. Please don’t name it.
Please.