Popular TV shows in IRAQ

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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IRAQI TV GUIDE

MONDAY
8:00 Husseinfeld
8:30 Mad About Everything
9:00 Suddenly Sanctions
9:30 Allah McBeal

TUESDAY
8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror
8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right
9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things
9:30 Iraq’s Funniest Public Execution Bloopers

WEDNESDAY
8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy
9:00 Just Shoot Me
9:30 Veilwatch

THURSDAY
8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi
8:30 MUSTASH
9:00 Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
9:30 My Two Baghdads

FRIDAY
8:00 Judge Saddam
8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things
9:00 Achmed’s Creek
9:30 No-witness News

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That is really funny!

Did you think all those up?
Where did they comefrom?

impressed,
kelli

Who so ever quoteth bullshiteth to thine kellibelli shalt kisseth her big fat lily white asseth. This is from the Book of Hippocracy, chapter 4-69.

See, I cited a quote, therefore, it is true.

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Thanks, Mjollnir. Now EVERYONE in my adress book has it as well :wink:

Coldfire

“You know how complex women are”

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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You forgot Who Wants to be a Dictator and Kurds Say the Darndest Things!.

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You must remember–Saddam hates everybody!

Including his own people.

Therefore, Iraqui TV is : All Olsen Twins, Al The Time.

Evil! Evil! Evil!

“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung