I’m putting this in the Pit 'cause it’s kind of mean (though not very). I just got it in an e-mail and I laughed my butt off. Apologies to those who have already seen it:
TALIBAN TV GUIDE
MONDAYS:
8:00 - “Husseinfeld”
8:30 - “Mad About Everything”
9:00 - “Suddenly Sanctions”
9:30 - “The Brian Benben bin Laden Show”
10:00 - “Allah McBeal”
TUESDAYS:
8:00 - “Wheel of Terror and Fortune”
8:30 - “The Price is Right If Osama Says Its Right”
9:00 - “Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things”
9:30 - “Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers”
10:00 - “Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer”
WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed”
8:30 - “When Northern Alliance Attacks”
9:00 - “Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread”
9:30 - “Just Shoot Everyone”
10:00 - “Veilwatch”
THURSDAYS:
8:00 - “Matima Loves Chachi”
8:30 - “MUSTASH”
9:00 - “Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils”
9:30 - “My Two Baghdads”
10:00 - “Diagnosis: Heresy”
FRIDAYS:
8:00 - “Judge Laden”
8:30 - “Funniest Super 8 Home Movies”
9:00 - “Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things”
9:30 - “Akhmeds Creek”
10:00 - “No-witness News”
At least part of that was originally a Letterman top ten, not that it makes it any less clever.
The Bob and Tom radio show had a parody focusing on the cutting off of limbs as punishment for crimes called “All My Children are Missing Extremities,” which also cracks me up every time.
This list was read on a local radio show, and a muslim man called in to complain about this particular listing. The talk show acquiesced, and instead inserted:
"Leave it to Beav Laden" - See Beav Laden whip his mom for wearing pearls
"TNN" Taliban News Network - featuring Laden King
"Sally Jesse Ramaden featuring - Women who wear Nail Polish"
"Food Network" - presents "Anthrax Omlette" with the new sponser K-Ration Helper
"This Old Hut" - this episode is entitled "Rubble Patio"
"The Weather Channel" - increased chances of Bombs toward nightfall
5am GoodMorning Taliban
6am Meet the Mullahs
7am Incurable Collector of Copies of Holy Quran
8am Taste of Afghanistan
9am Minefield Beautiful
10am Major League Executions
11am Kabulgoing
Noon Goat Show
1pm Pony Races
2pm Deadly Reptiles in the Hindu Kush
3pm TRL Taliban
4pm All in the Taliban
4:30 Johnny Imam