This was renamed for the UK market. It’s call ‘Oily McBeal’ over here: Tonight’s guest star is Gregory Opec - wow, I thought he was dead.
“That 1470’s Show”
“Beavis and Towelhead” (that one was bad, sorry…)
I forgot to mention my favorite, the venerable sitcom, Different Canestrones for Different Offenses.
That would, of course, be Canestrokes.
I think tonight they’re going to show the romantic comedy “You’ve Got Veil!”.
…right before another Meg Ryan classic, Addicted to Opium Growing.
What about that movie {b]Adventures in Begging ** with Elisabeth Shue. it got two stumps up!
What got me is when they cancelled “The Courtship of Eddie’s Poppi”
They were planning a new series for next season:*“The Streets of Kandahar”. But that’s been cancelled for lack of streets…
I also heard that before they finally named “Mad About Everything” they considered "Mad About Mules.
I just commited a SDMB faux pas by starting a similar thread in MPSIMS. (oops) I’ll list the ones that haven’t already been mentioned:
Everybody Loves Achmed
Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darnedest Things
When the Northern Alliance Attacks 4
True Stories of the Kabul Patrol
Ripley’s: Believe It or Else
Jalalabad, 90210
Family Feudalism
Honey, I Shrunk the Camel
Malcolm in the Mosque
All My Children
Candid Camel
What’s on cable in Kabul tonight … lemme’ check my Taliban TV Guide …
9:00 PM 22 Shawwal 1421 A.H
(CART) The Flintstones - a humorous look at a family from the future
(ESPN) NASCART Racing
(FOOD) Iron Chef - theme ingredients include grain, Beagle, MRE
(H&G) This Old Ruin
(LIFE) Lifetime Movie - “Meeting Allah: The Price of a Short Burqa”
(MTV) Lalalalalala! MTV Ululates!
(SPEED) Cart and Driver
(TRAV) Kandahar’s Top Ten Caves
This one’s been doing the rounds and is UK-centric, so some hints are that Dad’s Army is an old sitcom based on WW2 reservists, Ready Steady Cook is a ‘what can you cook for a fiver’ cheap TV program, Panorama is current affairs, Coronation St = long running soap. You can probably guess the rest…
TALIBAN T.V.
6.00 G-Had TV. Morning prayers.
8.30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say “Ah-ah”. Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.
9.00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
11.00 Jihad’s Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.
12.00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.
12.30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas attempts to take over the world.
13.30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some cooking.
14.00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.
15.00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions.‘Starter for ten, no praying.’
15.30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the Prophet’s entry into Mecca, and the destruction of pagan idols.
16.00 Question Time. Members of the public face questions from political and religious leaders.
17.00 Koranation Street. Deirdrie faces execution by stoning for adultery.
17.30 Middle-East Enders. The entire cast is jailed for unislamic behaviour.
18.00 Holiday. The team go on pilgrimage to Mecca. Again.
18.30 Top of the Prophets. Will the Koran be No.1 for the 63,728th week running?
19.00 Who wants to be a Mujahadin? Mahmoud Tarran asks the questions. Will contestants phone a mullah, go ‘inshallah’, or ask the Islamic council?
20.00 FILM: Shariah’s Angels. The three burkha-clad sleuths go undercover to expose an evil scheme to educate women.
21.30 Big Brother. Who will be taken out of the house and executed this week?
22.30 Shahs in their Eyes. More hopefuls imitate famous destroyers of the infidel.
23.30 They think it’s Allah over. Quiz culminating in the ‘don’t feel the Mullah’ round.
0.00 When Imams attack. Amusing footage shot secretly in mosques. The filmers were also secretly shot.
12.30 a.m. The West Bank Show. Arts programme looking at anti-Israel graffiti art in the occupied territories.
1.30 Bhuffi the Infidel Slayer.
2.00 The Gaza strip. The adult hour where couples discuss their favourite strategic positions
3.00 A book at bedtime. The Koran. Again
**WWF AFGHANISTAN IS WAR
MINEFELD
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN?
AFGHAN BANDISTAN
DEAD AT 44
BINNY HILL SHOW
MAD ABOUT EVERYTHING
MONDAY NIGHT AMPUTATIONS
DEATH COMEDY JAM
CAVE 54, WHERE ARE YOU?
BIN AND STUMPY
ONE EYE SPY
THE O’SAMA FACTOR
ONE AMPUTATION AT A TIME
ACCORDING TO JIHAD
POOR MAN, POOR MAN
MINE LADEN HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN
BOMBING 9 TO 5
NO SOAP, RADIO, FOOD, FUN
LITTLE MUDHUT ON THE MINEFIELD
I DREAM OF JIHAD
HATE, AFGHANISTAN STYLE
EMPTY CAVE
THE CANDLELIGHT COMPANY
THAT GIRL!- UM, I MEAN THAT ONE . . UHM, THAT ONE?**
Looks like someone already took “Mad About Everything”. Sorry about that!
**ASH BRIDGES
NAME THAT SCREAM
WELCOME BACK, CRATER
THE NEWLYCRIPPLED GAME
UPTIGHT CITIZEN’S BRIGADE
AFGHAN AIR FORCE: GROUNDED FOR LIFE
RAGS TO RAGS
HONEY, I EXECUTED THE KIDS
VICE AND VIRTUE SQUAD!
PICKET MINEFIELDS
HAVE ANTHRAX, WILL TRAVEL
HERMAN’S HEAD- OVER THERE, ON THE FLOOR
CRIPPLES FROM C.A.P.E.R.
KING OF THE DIRT MOUND
YES, MINISTER OF VIRTUE AND VICE
WOMEN ARE PEOPLE TOO . . . . . OKAY, NOT REALLY
BOMB BOMB BLACK SHEEP
JOHNNY SICKO AND HIS FLYING JETLINER
WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER, YOU KNOW, THE PSYCHOTIC, MURDEROUS RAGING TERRORIST, GETS HOME**
Murder, She Couldn’t Write
Married with 67 Children
WAhahahahahahahahha! OMG, I’m laughin’
The best one is “Ripleys: Believe it or else.”
That’s one to remember.
Thanks guys.
**BANDS OF TERRORISTS ON THE RUN
HI HONEY! I HAVE ONE HAND!
NOT-SO-HAPPY DAYS
PLEASE DON’T EAT THE POPPIES
BLESS THIS MUDHUT
PRISONER: CELL BLOCK AFGHANISTAN
BINNY, THE INFIDEL SLAYER
THE PRICE HAD BETTER BE RIGHT
ANTIQUES ROADSHOW: TALIBAN ARMY SPECIAL EDITION
PRESS YOUR LUCK: WEAR WHITE SOCKS
MY THREE-HUNDRED SONS**