That’s really the headline at SignOnSanDiego.com, by the Union Tribune.
Go ahead, write your own punchline.
Tough judge.
Then I can think of twelve lonely Californians who can’t wait for them to stop deliberating and come home.
Ouch, rope burn.
He: “My darling! Tell me those three little words that will make me dance on air!”
She: “Go hang yourself.”
Yeah, but it’s California. You just know some of them are fake.
But Simpson jurors know how to get ya off.
Peterson jurors may be hung
but probably not on your living room walls.
…well"
(Wouldn’t it have to be “hanged” if refering to hanging á la lynching?)
“And they was right!”
/Blazing Saddles
If I was on that Jury I’d want to be hung.
Just to make 12 other people go through it all.
Considering, no one can tell how, where or when they died…
They will be, and so will everyone else involved in this case.
Afterwards, there will be much celebration by the good burghers of Northern California, who are might sick and tired of this case.
Yikes. Now I know why everyone tries to get out of jury duty :eek:
Then again they may NOT be… I’m sure the men are but the women… 
[Madeline Kahn]
Not necessarily!
[/Madeline Kahn]
Peterson jury may be hung
Judge re-instructs jurors that while this is well and fine, it is not why they are there and orders them to dress and continue deliberations.
Peterson jury may be hung
Just in case, they are prohibited from singing “She Bangs”.
They are just happy to see you.
Against the fucking judges who permit these 5-month circuses? There is NO WAY that lawyers cannot present their evidence, arguements, etc., and take MORE than a month doing it! These trials ought to be limited…what has been done to these jurors violates the constitution (against “cruel and unusual” punishment). How is it that a scientist can present a new theory or discovery in a couple of hours, and these bozos need MONTHS to present their claims?
As I have said before, a jury trialis NOT a search for the truth. It is more like a multi-act play, where the objective seems to be to bamboozle the audience with as much bull bleep as possible. Now the 12 jurors have to sort out all the crap thats been thrown to them…man, who wants that!
[Madeline Kahn]
It’s twu! It’s twu!
[/Madeline Kahn]