Petits fours: Can't pronounce 'em, can't make 'em, can't eat 'em, wanna buy 'em

My husband’s birthday approaches and I like to buy him sweet treats for the occasion. He loves petits fours, but they are impossible to find around here.

Anyone know where a gal in the boonies can get decent petits fours? Do I hafta bust Martha Stewart out of jail, drag her to Ohio, and force her to make them at gunpoint?

Try Harry and David. And it’s pronounced “Petty four”.