Starring Nathan Fillion & Aria Giovanni!
How many amongst us have enjoyed a good adult feature film, only to have the experience ruined by the introduction of rated-X pornographic scenes? This is porn for the purist connoisseur of adult entertainment.
I’m not clicking the link here at work, but I’m guessing a lot of lonely housewives will get their cable TV hooked up and other major appliances fixed in a timely manner. And a beautiful hitchhiker is so grateful to get a ride that she pays for the guys gas at the next station.
Plus a lot of delivery pizza will turn out to be pretty good, for delivery pizza. And many couple will consider a sex therapist, but instead resolve their differences through discussion, followed by a hug.
A lot of tourist visit eastern Europe, start a conversation with some girl in the street and they end up having diner and a nice conversation about politics and art.
On an obscure cable channel, I once saw one episode of a show called “Good Clean Porn”. It was classic pornos with all the sex cut out. Really rather fascinating, and I’ve always wished I could find the rest of the episodes (if there ever were any).
Both favorites, for different reasons. 
Nathan’s performance is hilarious. His occasional glances off-camera, and flourishes of “amateur actor,” are perfect.
And the punchline to the sketch is great. 
Um, while not X rated (or extremely sexual), that can’t possibly be considered PG, can it?
You know, it almost seems like a bizarre commentary on American sensibilities.
Because if he’d… fucked her it would, of course, not be PG, but because he accidentally killed her it’s okay.
Why not? No nudity, no foul language.
I guess at a stretch it could be PG-13, but most people have seen worse on shows like Las Vegas.
In a similar vein, check out Diesel’s “SFW” porn video (do not watch it at work):
[noparse]http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/worksafe-pornmovie.php[/noparse]
(Nothing at the link is NSFW until you start the movie, but I figure it’s better to play it safe here.)
At least it doesn’t feature a whole lot of swearing.
Meh, forget the movie. I am buying the soundtrack.
Damn, that is hilarious. It’s a rare link that I send to my derelict buddies, but I did send that one.
OK, that made me LOL. Kudos to you 
That’s exactly what I thought.
The close up of the blood pooling out made me wince, but hey, no nipples! I don’t know if the blood effect was supposed to look “cheap” or something, but I thought it was ghastly. It was just pouring out of her. shudder
That’s absolutely hysterical. Wasn’t that guy in the series Firefly? If not, he looks a LOT like him.
Aye, that was Mal.
Nathan Fillion and Bruce Campbell need to make something together. (Preferably not a porn movie–though I’m sure that some of the ladies would disagree.)
Ok, that was absolutely awesome. I was cringing, wondering what they were going to do with the sketch, and then, there it is. Hysterical!
James Gunn is paradoxically one of the greatest men who ever lived, and one of the most insanely stupid. He made *The Specials *and was married to Jenna Fischer. And he wrote *Scooby-Doo *and is no longer married to Jenna Fischer.