People get oogy when you want to talk about porn or porn anecdotes.
But I just have to say: I have a porn at home from the early eighties that has a guy in it that looks EXACTLY like Dave Wannstedt, coach of the Miami Dolphins and general jerkass! EXACTLY. It’s uncanny and a little offputting.
Do you have any porn comments you’d like to make?
Porn good!
Have you seen Caligula?
I haven’t been able to look at any of those actors the same way since.
I have some memories from way back when I was 14 or 15 years old.
We would gather in a friend’s house to watch porn. Five or six people - both genders. We could go on for several hours watching it in a very civilised way, and then go back home.
…without even touching each other!!:eek:
I even remember one time when there was a girl sitting on my lap for half an hour…and I behaved perfectly well…
didnt even stroke her breasts!!
Seems sooo hilarious when I look back at those days!
They showed a porn movie in the theater at my college once (The Opening of Misty Beethoven). It was great fun; everybody was yelling things out and asking weird question ("what hole is he in?).
My husband showed me a pic he found the other day who looks exactly like the chick one of my stepsons is engaged to. And she ain’t with him in the picture.
Whee.
Had Peter North been alive, I’m sure he could have single-handedly put out the Great Chicago Fire. Additionally, he got his start in gay porn as either Alex Ramsey or Matt Ramsey. He even took a great, great big one for the team in “The Bigger the Better.”
A good friend of mine was always partial to one called Sex Spa USA (great title, huh? :rolleyes:). Because one of the girls reminded him of Kitty Pryde, aka Shadowcat, from some of the old X-Men comics.
No F**ing Sh*t. I saw “Caligula” the uncensored version, which, being in college at the time, I thought would be pretty cool to see, but instead I was sick for three days, and I can’t even walk through the neighborhood of the theater where I saw it almost sixteen years ago.
I’ve always WANTED to see Caligula just for the life experience. But every time I say that, someone jumps up and says DON’T.
What’s funny is a friend of mine who is a very sweet, gorgeous, innocent Christian boy who is waiting to have sex until he’s married and doesn’t really like to swear (he’s also a carpenter and I love him) WATCHED CALIGULA in college. I couldn’t believe that. He said it was “fairly disgusting”
jarbaby
Yes, yes I do, thank you for asking. And maybe this is TMI, but what the hell, someone has to say it.
If you run a porn site specializing in redheads, please understand that red pubic hair is part of if not most of the appeal. Hence, the models housl be appropriately attired. Shaving down there on a redhead defeats the whole flippin’ point.
Also, if you run a celebrity site, it is my opinion that obscure french supermodels and italian actresses are not celebrities. I don’t care how hot you think they are, if no one has heard of them, they’re not celebrities, capiche?
I gotta say that Debbie Does Dallas is laughably bad… so bad that it is more humorous than arousing… I always thought it would make a great MST movie… 
I’ll remember that. No shaving. Gotcha.
I’m pretty much porn innocent. Does that crap at my old hotmail address count?
I got a kick out of one that I used to have (and somehow managed to tape over… that will teach me to not check the vcr before I hit record!) My ex and I were watching it (back before he was an ex) and about 15 minutes into the show, we realized that I had one of the vibrators they were using. About 20 minutes later, we noticed that one of the guys was wearing my ex’s watch. I thought it was kinda cool.
On a different note, I used to run an adult cartoon site. I often got a few side-long glances because of that one.
He must have the wedding scene dinner forever etched in his brain.
It’s definitely disturbing. I’ll bring it with me if I’m ever in your neck of the woods.
I was just browsing around in an adult book store once, just looking at all the video box covers, when all of a sudden, “Hey, waitaminute! That’s my landlord’s daughter!”
No joke. And she wasn’t just a featured performer, oh no! The actual title included her real name, as in “Candlemas’s Landlord’s Daughter presents Blank Blank Blank”. She wrote, produced and starred in this thing. The apparent main focus of the picture was the, um, butt.
Needless to say I bought it (it was really expensive!) and brought it home. I couldn’t believe my eyes. Here I was watching this girl that I had socialized with on several occasions getting it every which way from Sunday. The movie ends with a dozen and a half person gang-bang focused on her. About five or six guys dropped their loads on the very cheek I had kissed goodbye in a friendly manner.
I could never look at her or her mom the same way after that. I’m telling you, you would never guess she was in pornos to look at her. Later I found out that she has quite a following as a sex expert in certain circles and even writes a weekly column. You just never do know about people.
I have the DVD with the “uncut” version and the making of special
I watched Louis Thereaux’s weird weekends on Bravo and saw when he tried to break into the porn biz… there was this young kid actor who he hung around with… lo and behold on 2 of my “compilation” tapes he’s on there
I must say I am very picky about my porn buying i have very specific things i want to see or else i’m not interested.
Oh, and for my last birthday a friend got me a tape of Midget porn called “midget in a suitcase”
coughcough* Apparantly, my next door neighbour’s daughter, who is also my best friend’s cousin, is one of the lovelies on the Naked News. Her mother doesn’t know. :eek: This was discovered when best friend’s brother got to see his cousin’s hoohah? OOPS?
I also have an interesting piece of porn entitled, lovingly, Lesbian Pooper Sluts.
All chicks, all anal, all ‘things crammed up their ass’. And here’s my question. What in the world is the point of a three foot long, nine inch wide black rubber dildo?
I mean, they couldn’t even get the HEAD of the fucking thing into her ass much less thrust in and out with it. I found it silly.
And the lingerie looked like it came off the $1 rack at K-Mart. Real cheapy lace.
jarbaby
OOOH!! I’ve been dying to share some of this stuff!!
A coworker of Mr. Bobkitty’s was bemoaning the fact that her fiance had a porn tape. Not being able to help myself, I responded with “I have a problem with him only having ONE tape!! Come on, you need a little variety!” She was not happy with my response. She should have known better than to try to get me to commiserate. What did she expect from someone who subscribes to Playboy? No, dear, I don’t read it for the articles.
I have a pic of a guy that looks exactly like one of my old professors. Totally freaked me out when I came across it. I asked him one day if he was making money on the side that we didn’t know about. 
I instituted the ‘Truth or Dare Lingerie Party’ at my alma mater. Just what it sounds like. And we watched porn. Note to self: Devil in Miss Jones = good. Devil in Miss Jones 4 = pitiful. We were actually fast-forwarding through the sex to get to the plot. :rolleyes:
I have developed a pretty intense addiction to gay or guy-guy-girl porn. Mr. Bobkitty does not share this interest- though he doesn’t mind me partaking- so I simply keep my tapes and stories to myself. [sub]Though I’m a wee bit saddened to think I’ll never have a threesome with another guy. 
[/sub] Which means I can’t share the following with him.
One… I can’t help noticing that the guys in the tapes I have (could be sub-par porn, I dunno) aren’t exactly… err… happy about being there. I mean, things are just kinda limp, they finish up with the Participatory Good Bits and then finish themselves off. It seems- from my angle- that they only get Really Happy when they’re taking care of themselves. sigh A little anticlimactic, IMHO.
Two… was, uh, perusing a recently purchased tape the other day, when I came across somehting that HAD to have been fake, but if it was I swear I can’t figure out how they did it. I mean, this guy was HUGE!!! Two guys were working on him, and there was plenty of room left over. If I had to take a guess, I wouldn’t have put him under 18, maybe 24 inches. The condom barely covered the tip. All I could think was ‘gee, I feel sorry for the guy that lost the coin toss on this one.’ shudder I haven’t been to the Great God Google to look him up yet… I needed a little time to recover. Freaky!!
I feel so much better! 
-BK