I’m not talking about wall to wall sex films. I’m talking about movies, with a plot and passable acting and so on. Cafe Flesh is my favorite. If you get a chance to see it, you’ll understand.
Max, the MC of the club, is truly brilliant. The main characters are really quite good at acting and telling the story. The writing is superb, and the lighting is eerie.
There is only about 6-7 sexual acts in the whole film…which are fantastic.
So, lets have it. ** what’s you favorite porn film**?
Didn’t they have a “Blue” version of “I Am Curious”? My understanding is that the “Yellow” version is somewhat tamer for theater-going audiences. Or American audiences. I forget.
As for me - well, it’s the first movie I remember seeing. Taboo with Kay Parker.
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Not really into porn films, but I’ve watched a few. (And I really did real Playboy for the articles… and comics!)
Nightdreams was about a girl who couldn’t orgasm. She’s wired into some sort of device and fantasizes. My favourite scene was the kitchen scene. She’s in a kitchen and the radio starts playing Old Man River. A black guy appears wearing a Cream of Wheat box that comes down to his thighs, with a cut-out for his penis. The cook’s face on the box is cut out so that the actor’s face is in its place. As she felates him, there are cut-aways to a loaf of bread. Eventually there is a toast dancing around and playing the sax.
In another scene, there is a zombie-like man sitting in a chair. The actress is sitting in a chair next to him. She knocks on his chest (he’s dressed, BTW) and there is a hollow metallic sound. She starts feeling his crotch and a bulge appears. She unzips him and pulls out the head of a good-sized penis… or so we think. She pulls out his “unit”, but it’s actually a fetus! The “zombie” starts making a “gnaaah! gnaaah!” sound as she looks in horror/fascination at the fetus.
Another scene shows her lying in bed, smoking a cigarette next to a large fish. The fish starts gasping.
Nightdreams is a very surreal film. I liked it for its bizarre “plot” (actually a series of vignettes), and the porn was secondary.
I also saw The Devil in Miss Jones II once. I don’t remember much about it, except that the devil ejaculated fire. That was interesting.
A porn movie with a plot. That I gotta see. The ones I know are of the bang-bang variety, you know, no talk, just filthy animal sex. The only “plot” element involved is how to come up with an excuse to fuck. That is as far as they go. After the initial premise has been set (I want to fuck and I am gonna get it with a bunch of spectacularly hot whores) it is all fuck, fuck, fuck ’til the end credits roll by.
As to names, I don’t pay attention to those, I am more focused on the content of the flick. But one cool name would be Fuck-o-rama. That’s one I would like to watch.
Ohhhhhh, my dear, innocent little tiggeril! A Sybian is a large vibrator shaped like half-cylinder that lays on the floor. The woman straddles and rests comfortably on top of it, while the entire thing vibrates powerfully. It sends huge vibrations through your enire pelvis in a wonderful way. It has many different attachments for the front and rear orifi (or both at the same time :eek: ) that vibrate and move as well. It is operated by a hand control, that can be controlled by the woman or the partner.
While the sellers make some dramatic claims, a couple people I have talked to who personally have used it back them up - it produces enormous, continuous orgasms - to the point of exhaustion. It’s the sort of thing that makes her glassy-eyed and drooling woth orgasm, one woman told me (she said she had more than 12 orgasms in one hour, then had to stop because she was starting to collapse from exhaustion). Due to the sitting posture, it can be hard on the knees, so you need a pad. Also, the vibrations tend to make your insides and legs weak and trembling, and some women have trouble even getting back off the thing (especially if they are impaled front and rear! :eek: ). The woman I talked to said she was “trapped” on it one time for another 30 minutes before her legs would stop shaking and help lift her off of the … err… protrusions. But I more think she just wanted to rest and cool off…
The only other downside is the cost - they are about $1500 IIRC, but they really do work! So put it on your Xmas list…