And yet you resist multi-dimensional string theory… :shrug: 
(this is really fucking long, but necessary to answer your questions as I perceive them)
I am always amused at the metaphysical interpretations of QM; although, I am skeptical about the existence of consciousness so I am skeptical about any theory which requires it, as some flavors of meta-quantum mechanics (hereafter MQM: nice palindrome :)) seem to.
Penrose in “The Emperor’s New Mind” had some interesting ideas about collapsing wavefunctions as a result of observers, though he was decidedly ambivelant about what, exactly, an observer was (was, of course, to maintain tense; no death is implied).
I often consider MQM as a study of useful information and that any information which is not “used”—that is, any quantum information which does not have a deterministic effect—is an undecidable proposition. This is why, IMO, when we “ask” a wave question we “get” a “wave answer” (consider crystal electon scattering with and without position detectors yielding seperate interference patterns).
The problem with the Information MQM Idea (IMQMI—gotta keep that palindrome!) is that “information” is seemingly not well defined. In the electron scattering experiment we can fire one electron at a time and still yield an interference pattern, and it is doubtful that the path swept out by that electron had no effect on the intervening space… isn’t it?
Of course, even in standard QM we run into the problem where we really don’t know that the electron we fired out of the gun is the same electron that hit the detector screen. Between any two “questions” literally anything can happen, just so long as we don’t ask what happens in between. In this case, our electron could have anihilated with a virtual anti-electron whose fluctuational twin is now “real” by this act, all the way across. Hell, it could be that nothing really “moves” per se but is really a series of creation/anihilation along what we perceive to be a continuous portion of space.
Your second question is possibly loaded: “Why don’t the electrons that make up a rock, or a flower, or a dead body do the same thing?” Who says they don’t? For example, I place a rock in a Schrodinger Box (the same one the cat would be in, but animal rights activists won’t let us suject cats to life and death simultaneity) close it, count to ten, then open it again. Viola! A rock. The same rock, as far as I can tell, but again, each and every “particle” in the rock could have been exchanged with new particles. The very same thing is happening to us each and every instant. So the question is: what makes you think we are so special as observers? We are subject to the same happenings.
IMQMI (a term I just coined for this thread as a useful descriptor) requires that the only questions which have answers are questions that are actually asked. Any question like, “What is the electron doing,” which is asked by scientist A to scientist B, is really a question about a question; that is, correctly phrased, the question becomes “What would the electron be doing if we looked to see what the electron was doing?” Meaningless question as far as the electron is concerned; it has no obligation to answer a hypothetical.
We see the macro world because we interact with it, all the while asking questions. So then, it seems, IMQMI requires that the observer is any wavicle which requires a answer to do something.
And so we come to the big question: what started it all? QM brings us a First-Mover question more strongly than any scientific theory I’ve ever been privvy to. Hume once mentioned that the implicit assumption in all of empiricism is that “things will continue to happen as they have happened,” that is, there is some underlying causality. Standard deterministic causality is destroyed by the existence of wavicles, but enhanced causality remains. When we ask a question, we get an answer. Furthermore, when we ask the same question again we still get an answer.
What follows is only necessary to read if you want my opinion about what the universe is, and explains why forces unite and relies heavily on the anthropic principle, so don’t read it if you don’t care.
erl’s first rule of causality: all questions have answers. Each time we measure spin, we find spin. Each time we measure position we find position. It is meaningless to pose a meta-question about anything else because, until that question is asked, there is no answer. Why should there be? Without a Universal Observer like Gods or Goddesses (or singular, or us monotheists) the meta-question is strictly meaningless. We didn’t ask, so we cannot know. If we measure the position of an electron, get our position answer, then wonder “Yeah, sure, but how fast was it going?” the IMQMI answer is “there is no such thing as ‘fast.’” Why not? Because no one was asking.
While IMQMI requires a First Mover, the First Mover need not be a God, it only needs to be a God Particle; that is, a GP is a strict particle or wave which is not itself subject to waveform collapse. It asked the first question, even if that question was “will this wavicle destroy me?” From there, it seems, we might have a chain reaction of questions flowing from a single particle. Consider:
“Will this wavicle destroy me?”
“Yes.”
The act of destruction brought about a new wavicle which itself was not a GP but was now a passive observer as a causal chain of question asking. It alone could collapse quite a few waveforms by asking questions in its general vicinity such as: “Did I absorb a photon?”
Now the answer is even more interesting. Consider, first, the ‘yes’ case.
“Yes.”
“Who wants it?” (since electrons seek the lowest energy state) Not only that, but for it to have absorbed a photon that photon must have followed some path… actually, any number paths, just so long as the paths brought it in contact with our Non-GP observer. The path the photon followed is a meaningless question to the electron because it only cares whether it “has” it or not, not where the photon came from. It just needed to follow a path to get there, the electron is unconcerned about anything else.
Consider the “no” answer and we see a very similar question. each and every photon must have avoided that electron right up until the moment it asked that question. Note that the only restriction the photons have is that they did not interact with that electron. They could do whatever they wanted so long as they didn’t interact with the electron.
erl’s second rule of causality: all wavicles are limited in the number of questions they can ask. No wavicle can ask all questions. Note that the mapping of “question” with “force” is becoming explicit. Electrons are fundamentally uninterested about questions involving integral spin. It simply does not have the capacity to ask that question. The “force particles” that we find, such as the bosons, are even more limited to the questions they can ask.
erl’s third rule of causality: there is no system of particles that, when combined, can ask all questions. This follows directly from two but is possibly unintuitive. We would say that a system of particles would collectively “know” all the answers at any instant in time. But is this really the case? Quite simply, no. Systems do not ask questions so they do not have answers. “But erl, if all waveform callapse has backwards ripples in time surely there must exist a combination of particles which would collapse everything!” No! Impossible. Yes, the past is determined, but the future isn’t. At any instant we ask a question we get a determined answer, but then the next instant comes along and there are a whole new set of questions to ask. Because wavicles are only bound by the questions they asked, there is no forward causality. The next state a system is in to ask questions aout the present/past (whose distinction is uninteresting in IMQMI) is in no way dependent on its previous state until the question is asked. Also, consider that any experiment we perform to ask questions are going to rely, fundamentally, on such particle interactions, and so we can only get those answers. Unless we can come up with a particle which can ask all questions simultaneously (which violated known QM rules, for it would require that a wavicle could be in simultaneous spin states; that is, integral, half-integral, and so on) the future remains open and we are stuck in a state of epistemic incompleteness. As the universe gets larger, as our study of relativity seems to demand, the questions particle can ask that have “yes” answers grows smaller and so the possbilities are larger.
This is why we see “force unification” at higher energy densities. The higher the energy densities are the more “yes” answers there are (and “yes” answers generally require a state, whereas “no” answers generally allow for multiple states) and so the more deterministic the universe is. The boundries between the force particles disappear because the backwards collapsing of one question requires other questions have certain answers all the way around.
What IMQMI requires: one, an indeterminate number of force particles (depending on the universe in question); two, vacuum fluctuations of zero average energy density; three, a GP; four, expanding space in which wavicles can ask questions.
The form of the GP is a question for further inquiries about inquiries about inquiries but is essentially a meta-metaphysical question easily resolved by “resorting” to the anthropic principle. The multi-worlds interpretation says that each and every wavicle is some IMQMI’s GP, but the distinction is uninteresting. It is entirely possible that in some world (accepting the multi-world theory) there is no such thing as future indeterminancy, but we don’t live in that world, our GP is gone, and speculation about it is fruitless empiricly.
Also, let us consider the four requisites for my IMQMI by asking “why” to each of them. The first one is simple enough in principle. With no forces there are no questions and so there is no universe to speak of. Two, vacuum fluctuations are necessary for the “jumping” of states, the only way IMQMI accounts for motion (more appropriately termed “apparent motion”). The third requirement is simply axiomatic, but as the multi-worlds meta-metaphysic demonstrates it can be “abstracted” away. Four is necessary for the world we live in, but nothing more. Actually, all four “why” questions are only sufficiently answered by the anthropic principle; IMO there is no reason why any state exists, and there is no particle which could ask such a question so it is strictly meaningless anyway.
So, g8rguy, with the above in mind let me answer your two questions within my IMQMI framework.
[li]The wavefunction collapses to something definite, but you can’t predict what it will collapse to. Question: how does the electron know what to collapse to? I mean, it has to choose one or the other, so how does it make its choice?[/li]~~It doesn’t know what to collapse to per se. Its next state is entirely undetermined. Any appearance of motion, or of finding “the same electron doing stuff” is not well-formed for no such particle exists which could ask such a question. The state it comes to when it asks a question is limited by the distances involved in the questions it can ask and that are asked of it (try not to think of electrons as wavicles existing over time; they only seem to be that way).
[li]What’s so special about the act of doing the measurement? If the wavefunction only collapses when you make the measurement, who or what collapses it? After all, ultimately, I’m just a really huge collection of electrons and so forth myself; how do the electrons that make up g8rguy collapse the wavefunction of the other electron? Why don’t the electrons that make up a rock, or a flower, or a dead body do the same thing?[/li]~~Wavicles collapse themselves. You are no more special than a rock, it only seems that way because you think you are asking questions which have answers when, in reality, they don’t.
Whew! I think I had better quit now before I get back into my “the universe is a game” theory which was not well-received here, but perhaps might be better understood now by those who participated the first time…