Philosophical statement about reality, or feeble excuse for not making a cup of tea?

[Lobsang]

There is no spoon.
Sorry, I couldn’t resist

[Soup_du_jour]

That’s a poor excuse.

I’d just use a blender.

[Celyn]

Is there a Platonic Form of a spoon?

[Stccrd]

There is no spork.

[Lobsang]

Now I have this image in my mind of Keanu Reeves unpacking a picnic, then slapping his forehead in disappointment at finding out what is missing.

[Leg]

LOL!

[Ice_Wolf]

*Originally posted by Lobsang *
**There is no spoon.
**

T’would make a great T-shirt slogan.

[Lobsang]

T’would make a great T-shirt slogan.

aye, t’would, t’would

[happyheathen]

What is half a spoon, and can it stir just as well?

[Cougarfang]

If there is no spoon, what’s to stop the cup of tea from becoming nonexistent, too?

[elelle]

Use yer dang hands, grasshopper. Sheesh!