That’s a spoon.
[QUOTE=St. Urho]
That’s a spoon.
[/QUOTE]
I see you’ve played knifey spooney before!
[QUOTE=St. Urho]
That’s a spoon.
[/QUOTE]
No, it’s a dessert topping. 
Finally, a swiss army knife that requires both hands to operate and obscures everything it’s operating on!
But I bet absolutely no one will fuck with you if you pull it on them – as long as they’re willing to wait for you to extend all of the attachments.
[QUOTE=Tupug Anachi]
No, it’s a dessert topping.
[/QUOTE]
No, it’s a floor polish!
[QUOTE=postcards]
…this is a knife!
[/QUOTE]
No, it’s a symptom of a deeper disorder.
Deeper disorder or not…I want one! 
[QUOTE=St. Urho]
That’s a spoon.
[/QUOTE]
and a fork and a screwdriver and pliers and a magnifying glass and a laser pointer and an awl and a corkscrew and a cigar cutter and a nail clipper and a…
[QUOTE=silenus]
Deeper disorder or not…I want one!
[/QUOTE]
I’ve never even owned a multi-tool/leatherman. For me, a knife is a knife, been carrying one all my life.
But it would be great fun to pull that thing out on a camping trip.
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
But I bet absolutely no one will fuck with you if you pull it on them – as long as they’re willing to wait for you to extend all of the attachments.
[/QUOTE]
They’ll be laughing too hard to fuck with you 
[QUOTE=St. Urho]
That’s a spoon.
[/QUOTE]
There is no spoon.
[QUOTE=Scuba_Ben]
There is no spoon.
[/QUOTE]
The Tick would be sorely disappointed.