Russia launches satellite to communicate with aliens.
Frankly, I think we should send, “We’re sorry, the civilization you have reached has temporarily collapsed or is no longer in existence. Please check the number of the civilization you’re dialing and try your call again.”
Hmm. I wonder how long it will be until AOL floods the aliens with “1000 free hours!” offers?
I doubt it will happen. Instead it will be glurge about enlarging thier alien manhood and where to order viagra and cialis.
Just the excuse an alien race would need to wipe out the earth. Well, at least it would effectively deal with the spammers. :rolleyes: