I brought the subject up in the Kissing thread, and as this board seems to dwell on sex like it’s going out of fashion. Which clearly it isn’t.
Not being able to contribute much to those threads except a wistful sigh, I thought I’d open one of my own that I can relate more to.
Phone Sex: Who’s done it, did you like it or not, and why?
-PIGEONMAN-
Hero For A New Millennium!
The Legend Of PigeonMan - updates every Wed & Sat
Yes I have, many times. Loved it.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Ehh…
shrugs her shoulders
It’s a living.
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
Why phone when you have the internet?
Q: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
A: Only if she calls long distance.
Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here through Friday. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses.
The voice is more powerful than cyberchat. That’s why.
-PIGEONMAN-
Hero For A New Millennium!
The Legend Of PigeonMan - updates every Wed & Sat
You betcha.
The mind is the best sexual organ.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Ahhhh
::sinking into delicious memories::
-Melin
See? And there were souls in the Kissing thread who expressed surprise and doubt! Believe me, the phone is a delicious conduit for true romance and erotic stimulation!
And I’m available most evenings (US time) for those women interested. E-mail for my number…
-PIGEONMAN-
Hero For A New Millennium!
The Legend Of PigeonMan - updates every Wed & Sat
Ya can call me GuanoLad but it’s gonna cost ya! You can get my number from Sealemon, he posted it in the Hilarious thread
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
I don’t believe in having sex with a public utility.
The public utilities around here think it’s just fine for them to do it to us.
awww Handy… lighten up hon, I hear some public utilities can be a real gas!
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good
things.” --Edgar Degas
I think it can warp some people’s perspective. I remember a guy my partner called on who was flirting a bit and told her that, with her voice, she could have her own 900 number.
She wasn’t appreciative.
A bit off topic .
I met someone that I talked to daily that had this really sexy voice. I wish I’d never seen her. It ruined the mental image I had of her.
Confession:
I had one or two or 10 really steamy, really graphic, really hot phone-sex sessions with an old SDMB reg.
Don’t try to guess who, you never will and I ain’t telling.
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
It was arg,wasn’t it?
Why do you think he left the SDMB with his tail between his legs?
>^,^<
KITTEN
Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point.
Can you tell us if he still posts here?
(Or don’tcha wanna play 20 questions?)
Like it with Girlfriends, and girls which I am somewhat involved with, but it has no appeal with a stranger. And I never pay for it.