Phonetic Joke

Which is easier: Roast Beef or Pea Soup?

Well, anybody can roast Beef!

It’ll come to you…

Pas d’elle yeux Rhône que nous.

¡Eso sí que es!

A l’eau, c’est l’heure.

Derrrrrrrrrrrr …

What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can’t make a vitamin.

Think about it…

Oh bollocks. Talk about screwing up the code…

That’s a really bad joke there, jjimm. I’m almost ashamed that of fixing those tags.

Thanks for saving my blushes, UncleBeer (the coding ones, not the bad joke ones).

Admittedly, I can’t pea soup.

Why can’t you starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.