Phoney Vaginas, pocket pals, etc...

Here is the deal…
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I AM A HAPPILY MARRIED MAN THAT GETS MY SHARE OF LOVIN’, HOWEVER,[/standard disclaimer]

I have a freind that hasn’t lately. As a “gag” gift (honestly!) for him, myself and another couple other guys were going to buy him one of the above. However, it’s probably only partially a gag as I wouldn’t be suprised if he’d use it (or at least try).

So - Here is the question from a man that has never tried anything like one of them (nor probably never will).

Do they, uh, work?

Personally, I can’t see myself getting all turned on over a piece of plastic but if he’s going to get one, it may as well be semi-decent…

[sub]I wonder how many views this thread will get…[/sub]

Well, I imagine that if he can get all turned on over his own hand, then he can get turned on over a piece of plastic, right? I mean, he probably would use porn or visualization in both circumstances.

…a lot.

They work just like a G.I. Joe with Action Grip[sup]TM[/sup]

I’m not a big fan of the plastic vaginas.

The problem you run into is that if you’re like most guys, you’ve been using your right hand to stimulate yourself since you were very young and have no doubt done this countless thousands of times. When you then try to use something else, the hole process feels ‘foreign’ to you, and you just can’t get used to the sensation.

But, then again, your ‘friend’ might enjoy it once he gets used to it.

I have it on good authority that a Fleshlight is pretty damn nice, if you’re a guy. And available in Anus, Vulva, or plain varieties!

That was one of the best puns I have read all day today. :stuck_out_tongue:

Plain? (I’m at work…)

hehe, not sure what that means, either. The picture isn’t real detailed. But I think it just means a, um, slit in the plastic thing, not made to look like anything in particular.

Yeah, the plain is kinda creepy, actually. It’s very unnatural.

Anyway, here’s a collection of what they all look like. They’re pretty cool looking and I like that colour.

The hand will work nicely unless it starts telling you: “Not now, I’ve got a headache.” So I’ve been told.

There’s always the Super Onanism Machine or the RealDoll. RealDolls seem more creepy than sexy to me, though. Not to mention that only the super-rich have that much money to spend on sex toys.

When it tells you “I want your baby”, then you’ve got a problem.

Thank you, Speaker. That was . . . educational.

Hey, they have a mouth, too! I wonder if it has teeth. :eek:

Well, let me tell you…

My wife worked as a bookkeeper for a major online sex products company. ALL employees were encouraged, but not required, to test or review products - porn, toys, etcetera. I was volunteered to try out a suction thing or two. I found them to be more trouble than they were worth, in general. Your friend will try it out, if he’s inquisitive or horny, but probably won’t enjoy it as much as he enjoys his hand.

hrh

While browsing around a porn shop (it was with a girlfriend… really) I saw some of these. They have little “please touch me” pieces of the material on the package. I must say we have made some major advances in materials science and I am intrigued.

Great link speaker, those are really cute! (for being sex toys that is). Did you know they have a chat on the site? boggles merrily

Am I the only one who’d be more impressed if they actually LIT UP while you were doing them??
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Max

Mild lavender scent?

Bwhahahahaaa!