Yes, Candida means white so it’s equivalent to Blanche, Bianca, Gwen.
Phrases your mother never needs to hear you say:
“Way ahead of you there, mom.” 
Thanks for the laugh~
“The doctor told me I need to masturbate”
pass the brain bleach, please.
My mom was 56 when my dad died. As far as I know, he was her one and only partner. Why did I, the baby of the family, get the question, a few years after he died, “What does ‘oral sex’ mean?” Can’t remember if I was the only one of us three kids married at the time (and to her mind that meant the only one who would know anything about sex) but I tell ya, I answered that one as quickly and efficiently as possible and then left the house for a few hours!
Or she got it from this:
My MIL: I can have an orgasm from having my feet rubbed.
And yes, someone was rubbing her feet when she said it. :eek:
Maybe not. She could have just been making plans for the evening.
It wasn’t you, was it?!
There are so many things I try suppress about that incident…but no.
My college roommate tells the story of the time Mom came for a visit and they went out for lunch together.
When the bill came, Mom said “I’ll blow you for it.” Apparently that meant “I’ll treat” in the good ol’ days.
Still does.
We always used to laugh about how clueless my ex MIL was. While helping my ex and I move into our first house, she was carrying a mirror upstairs to the bedroom. My ex joked that we were going to hang it above the bed (on the ceiling), but she just couldn’t understand why someone would put a mirror there.
Then later we figured out she just plays stupid. My ex FIL had built us a bedroom set as a wedding present. She would occasionally ask if the bed squeaked. Until we got pregnant, then she stopped asking. 