In a pit thread someone* told a poster that he was “cordially invited to sit on my dick and spin.” Still cracks me up.
*The post must have gotten culled when the old ones were removed, so no link.
“Is that a leg?”
Enough said.
“call bullshit”
“X-y Mc-Y-Y”
“23 kinds of crazy” (used in reference to Sharon Stone)
“SQUEE!”
I actually say this to people who say something I consider too off the wall:
“prehensile rectum”
That one came from thinksnow.
I’m sure I’ve picked up vocab, but the thing I miss most is this guy:
:dubious:
I have to keep him suppressed when in meetings.
I think I make that face A LOT while watching television commercials.
Some people have issues. She has a subscription.
Glurge was actually coined by the irrepressible **patch ** (Pat Chapin) from the UL mailing list. Ask Barbara Mikkelson, and she’ll confirm this.
This exclamation was from way back in 1999, but I don’t recall who said it:
"Chocolate Christ on a cookie cross!"
I thought it was hilarious and I’ve used it a few times, as well as asshat (which doesn’t sound as good spoken as I’d hoped), squee!, glurge, and bullshit meter.
I just picked up “douche-hawk” from another board, in reference to Sanjaya’s ponytail-mohawk from American Idol…but y’all can use it if you’d like. 
“Very vaguely creepy.”
It’s the perfect encapsulization of a common and familiar feeling, and it didn’t exist until the so-titled and now-classic thread.
(Anybody have a link? The search engine is being persnickety.)
Someone on this board once described the act of cleaning himself after a bowel movement as being like trying to get peanut butter out of carpet, and that phrase has never left me. Alas, neither has the image the phrase conjures up.
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Someone on this board once described the act of cleaning himself after a bowel movement as being like trying to get peanut butter out of carpet, and that phrase has never left me. Alas, neither has the image the phrase conjures up.
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Well, thank you very much, Knead! I hadn’t seen that one. 
The word “fuckchop,” first used, I believe, bu jarbabyj (back when that was her username – I can’t remember what she goes by now).
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“Is that a leg?”
Enough said.
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Hey thanks!
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Well, thank you very much, Knead! I hadn’t seen that one.
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My pleasure. One of the funnest things that ever happened to me online was one day when I Googled my SDMB user name and found (among scores of bad baking humor) a site where someone had listed some of their favorite quotes which included not one but two things I had said here.
I can never look at the word “Gotcha” in print without thinking “Gotcha ya!”
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Any reference to the Duggar family, and I think “Lady, it’s a vagina, not a clown car,” which I believe was coined by Guinastasia.
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Not just the Duggar family – this has become my stock phrase for any pathologically prolific people. (Although it is stuck in my head as “It’s a vagina, lady, not a clown car.”)
I also use “Woohoo! I am masturbating like a motherfuck!” as a general expression of enthusiasm, although only amongst my closest friends.
With all due respect to Guin, I first heard that line from Dennis Miller.
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(snip) “Lady, it’s a vagina, not a clown car,” .
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I just cracked my forehead on the desk laughing at that one! I have no idea what the hell it means, but it’s a scream.