Phrases that make you think "Straight Dope"!

I am not your doctor/lawyer/whatever

Og

Pan-fried semen

Reported for forum change

Semen in fish tank

So what’s the debate?

BANNED

“My post is my cite.”

malware

Why would anyone go to a restaurant? I can grow that and cook it at home much better and cheaper.
Why do people like to get drunk/watch movies/watch TV/watch porn?

“Your mileage may vary.”

“For the win.”

I will never hear this IRL but I burning your dog will forever be my favorite spat out epitaph.

Amen, Sister! I’ve been probing my memory, refusing to wade back through the thousands of threads I’ve seen before, trying to recall the real jewels that have been dropped over the years. That’s got to be in the Top Ten All-Time SDMB Marvels.

Several already mentioned would get my vote for that Top Ten, but I fear there may be at least a dozen more contenders.

Do we need a poll yet? :smiley:

Rio

by Duran Duran

Band name
Strawman

Now that you mention it, that would be a cool thing to put on my tombstone…

When come back bring pie!

:smack: Epithet? My dictionary-fu wasn’t so hot, huh.

the teeming millions

“Woo”, although I’ve seen it more outside now - I first noticed it here

God Bless you and Him always. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

Aww, I miss Holly. Hope she is well.

Just so it gets mentioned, even though “regards” is hardly SDMB property, we all must have had more than a few chuckles after seeing

Regards,
Shodan

Speaking of which:
mmm

I stole “chucklefuck” from someone here. It’s become one of my favorite swears, and it reminds me of this place whenever I use it. Thanks stranger who I stole this from! I don’t remember your name, but I remember your words!

“Objectively bad” (used in a clearly subjective way, e.g., “an objectively bad movie”).