Phrases that sound "dirty" but aren't...

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Well, did she? :wink:

“Ridden hard and put away wet” refers to putting a horse back in the stable without a proper cool-down, and is used to describe someone in a disheveled state. The sexual connotations are obvious.

I like this one! Putting weiners into buns! :smiley:

New one I just heard…

“Kirking the Tartan”

http://billpetro.com/2008/10/24/history-of-kirking-of-the-tartans/

This actually came up in the MMP thread, we actually do some ignorance fighting sometimes.

Capt Reaver

Psst… did’ya hear? Crapper developed the ballcock.

Lol. :D:p

Not sexual, but I’m sure there’s been a lot of raised eyebrows and outright laughter upon seeing the sign for Bong Recreational Area. And photos taken, of course.

Pretty much anything with “donkey” in it. Especially if some emphasis is placed on donkey.

Blowing smoke up one’s ass always sounded very oddly sexual to me but has nothing to do with anything sexual as I can tell.

Ass kissing, brown nosing, etc are similarly sexual but oddly not. I mean, nobody actually/literally/really brown-noses to curry favor with someone, do they? Or even kissing them on the ass cheeks? How those terms came to mean sycophantic I will never understand.

the rectory was barely recognizable, after last night’s flooding

Baseball announcer: “He came inside with a high hard one!”

Take your hat and jacket off.


Animal Husbandry.

“Penetration” - oft used by American football announcers.

For example “Coach Coughlin has been urging the defense to get more penetration, but they just can’t seem to get around that tight-end…”

From a television commercial getting frequent broadcast, “have fun with your hot dogs”

“Redskins Squeeze Out Browns”

I actually have a jacket from Beaver ¶ Search and Rescue. And in Big Beaver there used to be a diner called Sadie’s that had some world famous Beaver Pie. Never quite got up the courage to try some.

I racked two jugs just this last Sunday!

That’s illegal in most states.

I’m going down to the Pep Boy’s and try to get a Rim Job.

'taint so!

“James, you always were a cunning linguist.” says Miss Moneypenny to James Bond by phone as he comes out from under the sheets “brushing up on his French” with a young lass. (I fergit the flick.)