**I HAVE SO MUCH BUSINESS THAT I . . .
FIRE YOUR BOSS!**
Call Mr. Haney at . .
**$75,000 a year GUARANTEED!
CONSULTANTS NEEDED**
(then you read further, and they are looking for car sales “consultants”)
**CLOSERS NEEDED
NO COLD CALLING!
BURN YOUR SUIT
FORTUNE 500 COMPANY!
BE YOUR OWN BOSS
I WANT TO TEACH YOU MY BUSINESS
WORK AT HOME!**
Company confidential
LOOKING FOR FRUSTRATED EXECUTIVES
Any other good ones from these scumbags?
:rolleyes:
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL ATMOSPHERE!
NEED 10 HARD WORKERS TO REPLACE 10 WHO DIDN’T!
DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER?
I’ve actually seen some that say:
FREE BEER
WRITE YOUR OWN CHECK!
Another bad sign is when you see the ad reappear in the paper every 4 months. 
LOOKING FOR SELF-STARTERS
Pretty much anything out of spam. Got this one today:
“Don’t worry about the recession, whose [sic] President now, or keeping your old job!”
I would probably check that one out, just to be thorough ya know 
MODELS WANTED!!
[sub]Not that I, uhhh, would ever place such an ad…[/sub]
YOU CAN’T CASH A FAXED CHECK
Actually saw that one for a teller’s job.
Nudity not required
-lv
Anything with a disclaimer:
Not a pyramid/MLM scheme.
Not envelope stuffing.
Etc. IBM never has to put such disclaimers in their ads.
“Just call 1-888…”
“No experience necessary, we will train you…”
:blushing:
I actually called about the “Models Wanted” one, but I was in High School at the time and not yet worldly.
I also interviewed with the “Rock & Roll Atmosphere” people…I wonder if they’re the only ones who use that phrase? I just wrote about it in the pit a couple of days ago. VERY VERY slimey. In fact they never actually told you what you’d be doing until your first day with a guy training you. Slimey.
Bring your own bedsheets
no phone number or address listed, only a friggin’ fax machine.
MAKE UP TO $3000 A WEEK AT HOME
BE YOUR OWN BOSS…TODAY!
Any ad that doesn’t specify what job they are hiring for. Jobs advertising for marketing and setting up displays. And I agree with the “Work at home” ones - the work you do is putting ads in the newspaper to sucker in other losers.
NOVA
The Japan Dopers will get that one.
I am continually surprised at how many otherwise legit-looking ads run in the paper each week that don’t include the company’s name.