Full of shit as a Christmas turkey
And
I shit you not.
are two that will never die unfortunately. Perhaps we could level some sort of fine on the abusers. Even then I don’t think these would ever go away. Anyone else think of some that need to be outlawed?
I can’t say that I’ve ever heard that one.
I nominate “My bad”
Thats cool man.
Whaasssssssssup?
a-ight
:rolleyes:
Even as we speak, I’m chillin’ wit’ da bomb.
WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!
If that phrase was alive, I’d hunt it down and kill it with my bare hands. Or no, beat it until is loses consiousness, then smack it back awake. Repeat as nessary.
I like that one tho bob
That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that one.
I second (or third, I guess) the nomination for “Wasssuuupp.” I’ll gladly join anyone who wants to beat this phrase to a bloody pulp. It must be stopped.
“No shit, sherlock” was a “favorite” in high school. Eventually a retort “Keep on digging, watson” was found, thank God.
“Go fuck yourself” and “fuck off” I don’t think will ever go away, but they’re at least somewhat amusing, so it’s not that bad.
aha
:ducks and runs away:
‘Goat felching…’
I must be the only one who didn’t find this very funny or interesting the first time I saw it referenced and, subsequently, learned its meaning. But right around the 2000 mark, and it’s umpteenth mangled usage, I really got tired of it.
You better look around before you fuck around.
My boss says that all the time when people piss him off, and I’m really sick of it.
Hmm. How 'bout, “You shit and slide in it.” Not too bad, really, so maybe, “Thunderboomers,” to describe storms. We are afflicted with a local meterologist(?) who can’t speak without it.
Hmm. How 'bout, “55 Saves Lives!” This one’s about gone now, but it used to drive me batshit.
And there’s another. What does the feces of a small, flying mammal have to do with anything?
“Let’s not and say we did” (Actually, I like this phrase)
“Are we there yet?”
“What’s shakin’, bacon?”
“You’re not fat!!” completely overused in my sphere.
along with “if you would just smile, maybe you wouldn’t be so damned depressed”
i know they have no meaning to most other people, but they make me want to scream everytime I’m told that.
[ranting type hijack]
Lauren! You are not fat. i don’t care how many times I have to tell you this, I will slam it into your head someday. And there is nothing wrong with smiling. it releases biochemicals that improve your mood. Really. And darnit, the freaking glass can be half full!!! ::Pants and catches breath::
[/ranting type hijack]
“It’s all good”? I mean, yeah, a lot of stuff is good, but a lot of stuff really sucks, too, like death, taxes, Monday mornings…
Hi, I’m Rasa, by the way. Pleased to meetcha.
jess…
smiling hurts my mouth, and if i smile without i reason i feel like such a hypocrite.
You go girlfriend
Been there done that
Grass always seems greener on the other side of the fence
Talk to the hand cause the face ain’t listening
There are dozens of them that are fairly irritating
You got tired of it! The goat’s in traction, not to mention therapy!
:::runs like hell from Cnote’s righteous wrath:::
Not really a pop-quote, just a mangled phrase that grates like microphone feedback squawks: “I could care less.”
AAARUGH! The snippet used out of place means exactly the opposite. The full phrase was somthing like, “don’t know and I could care less”, expressing ultimate boredom and indifference.
But morphed and minced into “I could care less” is ludicrous. It puts a heavy-eyed, cocked-hip, brain-dead absurdity at flat odds to the meaning.
Which can be funny, but I’m a wordy, pompous twit who gets buggy-eyed over stuff like this.
Got any warm Asti left to share with a pal, aha?
Veb