Yah. Fred Phelps be at it again.:rolleyes:
http://www.theolympian.com/377/story/694825.html
Said Fred–
Catchy tune. I give it a light four on lyrics, but a solid six for the beat.
Looks like there’ll be coal in Phred’s stocking again this year.
If it were me, I could think of other more appropriate places to leave coal than in Fred Phelps stocking (Like where the sun don’t shine).
Naw, the pressure could possibly transform it into diamonds. And he sure don’t deserve any of those.
I was all set to say, “Give me a frakking break, no guy could possibly be so stupid and/or insane”.
But, well. It’s Phred.
*You better watch out
Now don’t you be lax
Or you’ll be appearing in his next fax.
Freddie Phelps is coming to town.
He’s making a list
Or so he will tell
For each one in heaven there’s a billion in Hell
Freddie Phelps is coming to town
He bosses all his children
They’re scared to leave his homes
He’d serve them all some Kool-Aid
That was bottled by Jim Jones!*
There’s more, but I don’t have the paper with me. A friend, now deceased:(, named Bill, wrote it.
Every time I see a Phelps thread, I think: DNFTT.
I’m sorry about your friend. 
I really like the part of the song where he blames Santa for the economy being in the crapper. I mean hey, makes sense to me…no wait…no it really doesn’t…none at all.
Way to go there Freddie, you’ve done it again.
Here’s all the lyris:
You’d better watch out, get ready to cry, You’d better go hide, I’m telling you why ‘cuz Santa Claus will take you to hell. He is your favorite idol, you worship at his feet, but when you stand before your God He won’t help you take the heat. So get this fact straight: you’re feeling God’s hate, Santa’s to blame for the economy’s fate, Santa Claus will take you to hell.
Don’t leave your kids with this red fright, Just’ like the priest he’ll rape ‘em all night. Oh Santa Claus will take you to hell. You tell the children he is real, you know that’ sjust a lie to justify your own sings, that’s the only reason why. So get the facts straight, you’re feeling God’s hate, Santa’s to blame for the dead soldier’s fate. Oh, Santa Claus will take you to hell.
Zappa said it best.
Fred hates everybody. I suggest we leave the poor wretch alone in his own personal hell on earth.
But wait, Santa is probably the only person that Fred hasn’t called a fag! So, that must mean that Santa is the only straight person out there. Sure, he rapes your children, but at least he’s straight!
Well, yeah, as long as he only rapes little girls!