It’s wrong to judge, Malodorous. Even if they’re filthy, nasty, dog-blowing, little deviants.
Hey!
I’m a big deviant.
Only the german shepherd knows for sure. :dubious:
What’s the big deal? German shepherds look good in tafetta! 
I’m very sorry. I don’t know what came over me. Please forgive me for that lapse.
The correct spelling is “taffeta.”
I guess this is good a time as any to link to this CS thread for no particular reason: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352331
I wonder, would Phelps do Garfield?
Or Odie?
Maybe. But I strongly doubt the reverse. In either case.
But maybe, just maybe, the pathetic hideous insane geriatric asswipe could get a tumble from Mallard Fillmore . . .
Fuck a duck! 
May I say that I am ashamed that our Google ads are not more interesting, especially considering the direction of this thread?
Have you seriously considered what they will be like when AI becomes strong enough to work off of more than isolated keywords?!
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Arrgh! The local (Wheeling WV) radio station is interviewing Phred this morning but I can’t get their website’s straming audio to work, so I am missing it!
I will have to get my circus freak fix elsewhere 
While I really don’t think this is the case, it would be fun to act as if it were. Imagine showing up somewhere where he’s going to be, with a giant “Fred Phelps Comedy Review” banner. And the more offensive he gets, the more you just laugh. Oh, and video tape the whole thing so you the whole world can laugh along, too.
The very thought just gives me the warm fuzzies.
That’s much better than the idea others have had, of picketing Fred’s own funeral, when it happens. Why should we sink to his level?
I was once part of a group which, two Sunday’s in a row, sang Christmas carols across the street from where they were picketing. Some of us were religious, some not, some gay, some straight, and we sang both religious and secular music. On the second Sunday they had their own sign for us, “the sodomite singers”. And it sure is fun to belt out “Deck the Halls” and really shout the word gay.
A bill has been introduced in Indiana’s legislature to outlaw protests at funerals, though probably not in time for the Evansville event. I despise Mr. Phelps, but the bill is clearly unconstitutional.
Wouldn’t it be a hoot to see the ACLU support the Phelpses?
Brilliant!
Oh yea, that reminds me. Have plenty of Guiness on hand. Every time Fred says the word “fag”, you take a drink.
Ponder, that is a genius idea. Hey, who lives down in Topeka? Want to give this a go? Almost, and I repeat, almost, better than Angels.
I live in Topeka! The WBC pickets my church about two Sundays out of three!
Someone come and bring the Guinness, and we’ll have a party. We Episcopalians are up for anything. I have a really neat picture from several years ago, of our then bishop, William Smalley, as he stood with a Christian witnessing sign to help out a church which was being targeted by the WBC. He definitely wasn’t an ivory tower kind of guy.
If anyone here is a rider, this is an excellent group, formed for the express purpose of shielding families from the Phelps’s dung-flinging. http://www.patriotguard.org/
Actually, you don’t even have to be a rider, all you have to do is want to spare the families the pain of seeing these assholes.
Why?
There you are, Baker! I’ll give you a pony to do it…