Not trying to create a stealth bragging thread, like my penis is so large sex is impossible! 
LOL Ok but for real.
I have trouble keeping a healthy weight, I sometimes force myself to eat. One time my wife said I looked horrible, she was like eat this no I mean it EAT this food.
I look like half my real age, still mistaken for a teenager. Annoying as hell, maybe the women would prefer this one but man it sucks as a dude.
Not sure if this fits the bill as it’s not about myself, but I (a woman) kind of dislike tall men. Not a dealbreaker, but it’s a drawback rather than an asset to me.
Can’t stand excess facial hair and exaggerated muscles. I prefer a clean-shaven, non-athletic male.
Not trying to be snarky, but for a long time, based on your posts, I thought you were a teenager. Maybe it’s the way you act or the things you’re interested in that make people think you’re younger?
I don’t find skinny women attractive.
Funny enough people tell me I have an old personality, have since I was a kid. But no I’m talking about physical appearance, facial structure etc when I say I look like a teen. I usually just give myself a buzzcut when my hair gets too long, and I’ve had people say oh god with that buzzed hair you look even younger!:eek: Keep it longer!
Sucks when you’re a guy because no one takes you seriously, even if they know how old you are in a subconscious way they think you’re young.
I don’t find skinny women attractive either, I’m baffled at the current style in fashion and hollywood for women to be so skinny they have ribs and bones visible. It isn’t attractive at all to me and looks almost unhealthy, but someone is liking it!
Really big boobs. I don’t find them attractive at all. And the ladies with them just seem so proud of them:rolleyes:.
I once had a girldfriend who was jealous that I might be attracted to a friend of hers. When I asked her why she said because her friend had really big boobs and guys like that.
I don’t find big boobs or very curvy females attractive. I always thought Tinker Bell was pretty hot. 
My wife has said she wished hers were bigger; I think she could look fantastic in a bikini without various body parts flopping around.
I guess that I find more slender figures to appear more athletic or perky - women that can be active and look cute without a jog bra.
+1, although our definitions of “really big” might differ. Anything over a D is generally too much for my tastes, although it depends on how big the underlying woman is obviously.
Thin blondes do nothing for me.
I do not care for long straight hair on a woman. I think most guys like that.
Big tits are overrated. I don’t hate them but I don’t see the fascination with boobs that most guys have. But a nice pair of legs…aaaahhhh, heavenly!
*Blonde hair.
*Men who shave their chest hair (or other body hair). Ain’t nothing wrong with body hair – I’m not even talking just a little; I’m totally down for Robin Williams (RIP) level hair on a man.
*Muscle-y dudes with low body fat.
My ideal body type is a large-framed muscular man with chest hair during his bulk phase. Basically, if I were a gay man, I would totally be into bears. Slim, androgynous men usually don’t get a second glance. Unless he has a great nose…
*Short, cute little noses, especially noses that turn up. Gahhh. Give me a long, aquiline or Roman nose any time, on a man or woman. Adrien Brody’s nose? Yes please! Gillian Anderson’s nose? Let me build a shrine to that splendour. If at any time you have bemoaned the bump on the bridge of your nose, let me reassure you that somewhere out there, a stranger thinks your nose is beautiful.
I hate hairy-chested men, or overly muscled men. I like long, slim, lithe men, with just a little body hair. Tight body is good, but don’t bother working out two hours a day, it’s just gross.
ETA: Looks like gallows fodder can have all of the hairy men in my life. I remember my college boyfriend’s roomate was known as The Beast due to the down of hair all over his chest, back, and shoulders. When he took off his shirt it looked like he was still dressed. EEEWW.
Bony, scrawny women, regardless of how attractive otherwise.
I hate facial hair on a guy. Body fuzz is fine - preferable, even - but no facial hair, please.
I’m not into overly-muscled men.
I like 'em pale, weak and geeky, and often on the short side.
YAYYY! Bathe him and bring him to me. 
I gain muscle easily. Women aren’t “supposed” to do that. It’s kind of a love/hate thing for me; I have very good upper body strength for a small woman, which is nice because doing the stuff I do (build houses, work with horses) requires it, but my arms are bulky and not sexy-pretty girl arms.
Add me to the list of women who do not care for overly pumped up guys. A body that’s muscular due to work or sports (think soccer), hells yeah. Otherwise, if you look like a “gym rat”, no thanks.
I also despise teeth that are too white, as in obviously whitened. I see more women than men with this characteristic and I just find it so cheesy and unattractive. I’d also have to mention perpetually tanning booth brown skin. Again a trait displayed much more by women.
Bald-headed men creep me out. That wasn’t much of a problem for me when I was young, but now that I’m older, it severely limits the dating pool. lol
My skin is always brown. Of course that is because of my ethnicity. I admit, it’s nice in the spring when everyone is concerned about their pale legs and mine are already pre-tanned.