Pick your bodyguard

I’m going to go with **Skald the Rhymer **in his prime. We all know that he is/was one tough dude and he has all of Athena’s power and minions behind him. And, being the gentleman he is, after the fight, which will be very brief, he will escort me home and make me a nice cuppa while whipping up a lovely dessert. Yes, I’m definitely going with **Skald **on this one. :slight_smile:

I was told by a friend about a relative of hers who was in that situation,only one attacker,tho…
She was an opera singer and let loose with a soprano scream from her very well trained lungs… The guy took off.

Batman.

If he’s not allowed, Chuck Norris.

Reacher. Of the books, not the movie.

Genghis Khan.

I would want a professional killer who wouldn’t have any second thoughts about causing more harm than necessary.
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! -

for the win.

I concur. Actual experience in the field goes a long way.

I’ll take a Gurkha.

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Miyamoto Musashi. Never defeated in combat and literally wrote the book about duelling with katanas. I’m pretty confident he’d be able to handle himself.

Me from before or after the injury.

Definitely Meng (in his prime – probably 20 years ago or so).

Jake the Snake said the following about Meng:

One of the stories I’ve read is about some guys trying to pick a fight with the wrestlers in a bar. Meng just reached over and pulled out one or more of the guy’s teeth. Just like that.

In my PRIME?

Why, if it weren’t for Rhymer Rules 7, 49, 343, and 2401, I’d eviscerate you for such impertinence. As it is I’ve dispatched a Lindsey Vonn spankingbot to paddle Justin Beiber as a scapegoat.

Jesus Christ, because he’s my savior.

1974-era Muhammad Ali.
There is only one King Of The Ring.
And he’s PRETTY! (Would you argue with him?)

See post #18, he’s your man.

Yip Man

Or not so much. Still incredibly brave but a bit more realistic.

I’d go with Andre. No, he probably isn’t the best fighter around, but I’m a pacifist for the most part and would hope that what with criminals being a cowardly lot, simply showing up with a 7’4", 520 pound pile of muscle would be enough to make violence unnecessary.

John Jones MMA fighter.