I dunno. Maybe someone was really itchy.
Ye Olde Pube.
That. Is vomit inducing.
A wise sage once said: The life of man is like the life of a pube on a toilet seat. You soon get pissed off.
My first thought was some vigorous scratching.
In Medieval 2: Total War, one of the artifacts your characters can get that enhances their Piety rating is the Holy Prepuce.
It’s worse if you find them in a air of underpants you just bought from the store.