Pile o' Pubes on the Toilet Seat

Is anyone else reminded of this Dan Savage column?

I dunno. Maybe someone was really itchy.

Ye Olde Pube.

That. Is vomit inducing.

A wise sage once said: The life of man is like the life of a pube on a toilet seat. You soon get pissed off.

My first thought was some vigorous scratching.

In Medieval 2: Total War, one of the artifacts your characters can get that enhances their Piety rating is the Holy Prepuce.

It’s worse if you find them in a air of underpants you just bought from the store.