It seems as though all of your reasons for debunking this event are concerned with “well, what if THIS happened instead?” Sorry, but that is simply NOT ENOUGH to debunk this theory. You can’t just say that since you think you know of more obvious lyrics that SHOULD HAVE gone with certain scenes, it couldn’t possibly have been predetermined.
Obviously, Pink Floyd would not release an album whose lyrics were completely about Dorothy and Toto walking down a yellow brick road, or the music of which fits absolutely perfectly with the film in every case. This way, the mystery would be gone, and lawsuits would no doubt follow, not to mention it wouldn’t nearly as interesting if they just made an unsanctioned score to the film. Pink Floyd has always been a band of mystery, and this sort of non-blatantly-obvious event is exactly what the band has always been about. Also, they are a rock band and primarily were making a rock album. To match up every single lyrics and note just so The Straight Dope would be satisfied seems like a very tedious thing to do, especially when the few coincidences are so mindblowing and unexpected that it doesn’t really matter that not every second of the album goes with the movie. If every single note and lyric were in synch, the fun of discovery would be totally ruined, and there would have been no way for Pink Floyd to actually make an album, since every second of that album would have already been written for them.
Commenting on who engineered and produced what makes NO DIFFERENCE. You were not personally there to oversee the production, mixing and editing of The Dark Side of the Moon album, therefore, you do not know ANYTHING about its production, and for all you know, NONE of what you know about its production can be verified as fact. For all you know, I personally engineered that album, so now prove that I didn’t…??
I suppose many people would be sceptical, but only because people such as yourself need a big sign held up by the Tin Man saying “hey, Pink Floyd made an album you can synch with this movie” or David Gilmour to sing out “try synching this with the Wizard of Oz, it’ll be great” in the middle of ‘The Great Gig in the Sky’, but again, Pink Floyd is a band of mystery and subtlety, unlike your website, in which there’s no mystery in life, because you guys have reached the pinnacle of knowledge and intelligence and NOTHING surprises you guys, because you already know it all, right?
In conclusion, your debunking of this theory rests on the ludicrous assumption that every sound on the album SHOULD have some link to The Wizard of Oz, and that even if 99% of it DOES, you would point out that 1% does not, so it’s not possible. The Dark Side of the Moon is NOT a score or soundtrack to The Wizard of Oz, so you shouldn’t expect it all to go along with the movie. However, no matter how hard you try, you simply cannot deny the fact that there are SEVERAL instances in which music or lyrics coincide PERFECTLY for it to be coincidence. But then again, you have to actually try watching and listening to it to know for sure, but I bet you guys already know it doesn’t work without having to actually sit down and try it, right?