Not that you asked (and apologies if this is goofy, but I am having server problems), but here are this week’s
DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS RANKIN’s:
WALKIN’ THE PLANK - Cut adrift and left for dead in Davy Jones’s locker
John - Still a smug, smarmy little tool, even when he isn’t around.
Christian - (Down from “Settin’”) - Poor guy. Big and strong and saddled on the losing team. Would that his impassioned speech to the Pirate Court had changed a few minds, but alas, they’re all kind of dolts.
DRINKIN’ WITH THE BILGE CAT - Up all night, got into a fight, and now so broke up they just might go home
Joy - (Down from “Swabbin’”) - Last weak sea sickness, this week land weakness, and bearing the Black Mark both times. Either her days are numbered, or she’ll end up winning everything.
Kendra - (Down from “Settin’”) - A dive master who can’t swim, eh? Is that like a pitcher who can’t get out of the 5th inning without giving up 6 runs? No, wait … that would make her a Phillie. But, still, a poor showing, and she’s rated as such.
SWABBIN’ THE DECKS - Sleep well, they’ll most likely kill you in the morning
Everyone else except those specifically mentioned (i.e., the rest of the girls, and Sean).
SETTIN’ THE ROYALS - Too sexy for the Poop Deck, but not quite ready for the Lido Deck
Louie - (Up from “Swabbin’”) - Spared from Pirate Court this week, but most definitely NOT under the radar. Most likely to benefit from (and perhaps engineer) a mutiny at this point.
Azmyth - (Holdin’ Steady) - Stupid name and tragic hair notwithstanding, he’s smart enough to solve the puzzles and find the treasures, and also smart enough to stay the hell out of everyone else’s way. Except for the fact that he might be fundamentally creepy – I just can’t tell – my favorite now that Christian is gone.
MAPPIN’ THE TREASURE - Knows where the bodies are buried and ready to take the wheel
Ben - (Holdin’ Steady) - Picked to remain an Officer by J.D., so he has at least one ally … for now.
Cheryl - (Holdin’ Steady) - Picked to remain an Officer by J.D., so she has at least one ally … for now.
TAKIN’ THE HELM - Hoisting the Jolly Roger and sailing off towards the sunset (will be changed to “X MARKS THE SPOT” when the eventual winner is determined - reserved for a maximum of two players until the final episode)
J.D. - (Up from “Mappin’”) - He didn’t get overthrown, so he still wields some power, but I suspect the worm will turn, and none too soon. Still, for now, he’s the man to beat.
Jay - (Up from “Swabbin’”) - Being Bosun either put him in the catbird seat, or else it makes him ripe to be picked off. Either way, he’s in a good position for now.
Props to mullinator, zut, et al.