The following expressions should not be directed at other posters.
cunt and variants, e.g., cuntlapper
motherfucker
cocksucker fuck you and variants, e.g., go fuck yourself, fuck off and die
suck/lick my dick/cock and variants
Those expressions are not to be leveled at other posters. As I recall, the mods have clarified that we can say those sorts of things to/about other people, and use fuck as a sexual verb in the Pit.
Maybe you should read it a seventh time.
As a matter of fact, I just wrote letters to my Congresswoman/Senators and told them that if they didn’t raise your taxes, I’d fuck them in the ass with your dick.
Lucky, that. I’d told **Carol **half an hour earlier that I’d need to respond to further PMs in the morning because I was going to bed. Lucky I changed my mind, I guess.
So, lemme get this straight–a total bullshit post about a letter that never existed to hypothetical members of Congress threatening them all with forcible anal rape using a dick you do not actually possess is what trips your light fantastic? Congrats, those sensitivity courses must be paying off bigtime!
Oh, and also… BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA! OMG. wipes tear