Yeah, sure. But remind us… did you go to West Point straight out of high school, or did you enlist out of high school, and only go to college for your undergrad degree after your enlistment was up and only then decide to join the army again?
And if you graduated from West Point in 1977 (or 1978, or whatever—see below) how the fuck did you retire from the army *as a mere Captain* in the early 2000s?
I am apparently not the first person to notice certainly “irregularities” in your stories about service.
Fuck you, you stolen valor lying piece of shit. I don’t care if one of your two stories is true, or neither of them: they certainly can’t both be true.