Well done.
Following the previous pit thread you linked, he plays the conservative martyr card well:
He doesn’t care that it’s been caught lying because it’s the libs!
Also, from another of your links
So, he could throw a major league pitch at 18, but went in as a grunt instead.
From another of the links:
My bolding
In for 30 years or four years and then some more again? A major league baseball prospect or a football player? 220 221, Whatever it takes.