Pit thread for Martin_Hyde {He has been BANNED}

Of course they are–if they didn’t work you wouldn’t respond. Pretty predictable doper behavior.

Spare me. Low wage workers who hand out worksheets and nap in the corner are worthy of mockery, not respect.

Yup, that adds up.

I know child sex abusing billionaires are your heroes. It doesn’t mean they are actually praiseworthy. It means you’re a bootlicking piece of shit.

Martin, if you sincerely think that someone like LHoD—who has contributed enlightening and well-thought-out accounts from his professional perspective to pretty much every SDMB thread I’ve ever seen on pedagogical issues—views teaching as an opportunity to “hand out worksheets and nap in the corner”, then I’m a bit worried about the depth of your perceptual disconnect from reality.

Or else, if you are just lazily assuming that “underpaid”—which goodness knows most teachers are—automatically equates to “unmotivated slacker drudge with no important responsibilities”, then congratulations on successfully embodying, with a single sentence, every stereotype of ignorant boorish conservatives who can’t understand any measure of value or merit except wealth.

Or else, to grasp at a flimsy straw of hope here, maybe it’ll turn out to be the case that you’re just drunk off your ass and have no real idea what you’re even saying. Fingers crossed.

Your put down is that LHoD is a teacher?! You are really bad at this.

Or else, with any luck, he’s just drunk off his ass.

Is that a thing he does?

Honestly, I think he lost his cool, realizing that he’d misjudged that thread and that it had passed him by, and petulantly lashed out. It’s possible that if he were a little calmer his insults wouldn’t be so ridiculously inept.

(And thanks for the kind words!)

It does have a certain quality to it. A familiar note…

This is going well.

I also heard a sea lion bark.

This rounds out the sealion cartoon by fulfilling the final balloon.

Oh, I have no idea, I know absolutely nothing about Martin_Hyde’s personal life including his alcohol consumption habits, if any.

But whenever I see a Doper whose posts I have sometimes found informative or well-argued making a complete loutish spectacle of themselves in the Pit, I always hope that they’re just drunk off their ass and have no real idea what they’re even saying. I trust that they would extend the same charitable courtesy to me. :grinning:

Well, I dunno. Are you a school teacher? :wink:

Nah, I’ve seen his posts for years, he strikes me as unimpressive and highly likely to have gone into teaching for the same reason most people go into a low wage job–lack of ability to do anything more important or rewarding.

I made no judgement on the thread, which had not even developed past one post when you had your little baby temper tantrum–other people chimed in and started an interesting discussion, which again–had nothing to do with your OP. I had attempted to offer you that same life raft and you got pissy about it because it was being offered by a “disliked poster”, in the meantime the other hijacks that then went on to be the meat of the thread you were fine with because you weren’t trying to stir up nonsense.

My judgement was on the OP, which was not well written to promote debate (and as evidence of that, the debate that emerged does not actually relate to the “controversy” you driveled on about for 600+ meandering, ill-thought out words.)

And with this, you prove Kimstu’s assessment of you to be correct.

There’s no such thing as “sealioning” a fucking Pit Thread a bunch of idiots with my own name in the title, so you probably need to dig back into your big bag of stupid and inane SDMBer slurs and attacks to find one a little more apropo.

I have a lot more experience with teachers and educators than Kimstu, I would wager. It is unfortunately the case that the mythologized idea of teachers he has does not match reality. These are mostly people who couldn’t get real degrees in college and who wanted a job with summers off.

I have quite a lot of experience with teachers and educators too, including being married to one, and what you present is the mythologized idea of teachers as lazy slackers often presented by the shallow, the ignorant and the generally shitty looking for cheap excuses to denigrate them.

But then “LHOD is a teacher and teachers are all lazy and incompetent and therefore I have made up an excuse to handwave away their points” is exactly the sort of disingenuous argument that has earned you this lengthy Pit thread.